ViRus UnRehAbilaTioN Center

ThIs is a CluB mEAnT fOr tHoSe who suffer from chess.com's numerous plagues But we AiNt CurIng 'Em! We UnRehAbilaTe thosE Who SuffErRRrR from chess.com-exclusive viruses such as:

• The KeA VirUs

Common symptoms include:

1. Talking in fluctuating frequencies LikE ThIsSs.
2. TalKIng WIth @seCretKEa for OVER An HouR!
3. GEttING BIT By Kea!
4. saYinG yOoO to gReeT ppl

She does*

• FUCODA VIRUS (ALSO KNOWN AS: "THE DOT VIRUS").

COMMON SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:

1. Having an obsessive urge to spam
2. Having an obsessive urge to spam kokonuts.
3. Obsessive urge to spam with " . "
4. Talking with @fucoda or @aukyoo.
5. Being necrophilic 
6. Using the word "UNDEFINED" a lot.

(yes there is a dot there.....my wallpaper is just stars so, eh).

Bottleneck Virus

Symptoms:

1. saying "weeeee" with Bottleneck
2. Talking to bottleneck
3. Being in vinegar

Lily Virus

1. Talking to @lilyana
2. being in Lilyana's Torture Chamber
3. being part of the CHAOS chain
4. saying *chaos* for more than 50 times

Snowy Virus

1. having urge to talk in emojis 
2. talking in emojis
3. spamming emojis
4. talking with @snowy for over an hour💀☠️😸😿🙀😺😽😼😻😹😾🥱