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         Hey Everyone

Updated : 15 December

BEFORE LEAVING ME A NOTE: I have notes set to anyone. If you're not my friend and you don't have notes set to public then I won't be able to leave you a note back, so don't give me a note that I'm meant to respond to if I won't be able to respond.

I'm looking for more league teams, preferably blitz and rapid, please contact me via PM or IM if you're recruiting

Check out my YouTube Channel to become a better player - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFr9MqJgae_MrY7pNRb6zMw

I played for Peaceful Fire in the RSPL Season 4. We were coming clear first after 4 rounds after which we withdrew due to a misunderstanding

Lineup was

B1 - @ChristopherYoo

B2 - @1g41-0

B3 - @1d31-0

B4 - @rock303

B5 - @Goldenlion77

B6 - @AbhaySankar12

B7 - Me

B8 - @SNEHASANKAR

Weird Flexes-

1. I have never been adopted, post in my notes/PM me/IM me if you wanna have a go

2. I have never been muted by chess.com

3. I have avoided adoption against @TheGreekGifter @vishnu_vijay_93 @Free-de-la-hoy2

A club run by me and my friends, The I-Suck-At-Chess Club is currently in the top 100 in VC. Aiming for he crown

I like this bunny -

And this parrot -

Rip @St0ckfish

       @tictactoeprodigy

        @llama

        @magnetta123

       @hvenki

.If you find a good move find a better one 

There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent 🤷‍♂️

.Life is like a game of chess,changing with each move

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Place of Birth:               Earth 🌎

Race:               Human 

To everyone who is reading this :

  1. You are the reason I wake up in morning JUST KIDDING I HAVE SCHOOL

  2. If laughter is the best medicine then  your face  Must be curing the world 

  3. I am your best friend, if you fall down I will pick you up AFTER I FINISH LAUGHING

  4. Some people just need a high five (with a chair in the face )

  5. Some people should introduce their upper lip to their lower lip and shut up 

 6. I’m not fat, god gave me airbags because I’m unique 

7.  “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped            

  playing chess.” – Matt Kirshen

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My Best Friends - 

@NobleElevator

@Green-Emerald

@GoldenLion77

@CarbonatedCarbon

@hvenki

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Feel Free to send me a friend req

TARGETS(Till 1 January)

Views - 3500

Followers - 400

Points - 15000

Blitz - 1350

Rapid - 1550

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Whether you like it or not, I know a lot about you. For example, below are 14 things I know

about you:

1. You are alive.

2. You can breathe.

4. You didn't notice that I skipped number 3.

5. You just went back to check.

6. You are smiling at how you keep on falling for this...

7. You just read this sentence.

8. And you just missed that I skipped number 7!

9. You just went back to check only to realize I didn't skip anything! 

10. You are done

11. I also know that when you bite your tongue by accident, it hurts, but when you bite it on

purpose, it doesn't hurt.

12. I also know you just bit yourself to check 

Some of my best games -

You fool. You absolute buffoon. You muffinhead. You potatobrain. Do you REALIZE what you have done? You've just been utterly and absolutely bamboozled by the absolute mastery that is this me executing this play. You thought you had even a smudge of a chance, but you never have. I've been running circles around you the whole time. Bow down to me, peasant. For you have just been outplayed in every single way imaginable

                                                                                                                          -@ChessNerd1320

Also, I appreciate that all of you, whether male, female, tomato, cat, or otherwise, spent time to look at my profile. 

Credit for my Profile - @1d31-O

- @Leon_Likes_Chess

-@Joseph_Truelsons_Fan

-@HorribleTomato

-@autobunny

-@new-will-buck