D-r-Robotnik

You've never seen anything like this before. It says I'm the top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. 🤖👨‍💻♟️💻🖥️🐒🐾🦄🐦‍🔥🎼 https://www.chess.com/variants/archive&p=D-r-Robotnik&daysBack=0-14 Dr. Robotnik : Are you in charge here? Major Bennington : Yes I a... Dr. Robotnik : Nope! Major Bennington : My... Dr. Robotnik : Wrong! Major Bennington : Na... Dr. Robotnik : I'M IN CHARGE! Major Bennington : Is Major... Dr. Robotnik : ME! Major Bennington : Benn... Dr. Robotnik : [whispers] I'm in charge! Dr. Robotnik : [Agent Stone shows his "badge"] You've never seen anything like this before. It says I'm the top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. [makes servo noise and turns] Dr. Robotnik : In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is to vast to quantify. Agent Stone? Agent Stone : The doctor thinks your basic. Dr. Robotnik : I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. [presses buttons and the top of the truck opens up egg drones] Dr. Robotnik : Is he still looking at me funny? Agent Stone : Yes, he is. Dr. Robotnik : Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history. Agent Stone : If you don't stop looking at the doctor, he'll take a closer look at your... Major Bennington : I'm not deaf. Dr. Robotnik : And tell him his men report to me now. Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah. Major Bennington : Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you realize who... Dr. Robotnik : I'm sorry, Major. What was your name? Major Bennington : Benning... Dr. Robotnik : NOBODY CARES!