lordVader500

*new bio coming soon!!!*

some time wasters in the meantime

Bilbo - Good morning.

Gandalf - What do you mean? Do you mean you are having a good morning, or do you mean to wish me a good morning, or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean you are feeling good on this particular morning, or perhaps you mean that this is a morning to be good on?

Bilbo - *confused* All of them at once I suppose.

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Obi-wan's best lines

1. hello there

2. my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!

3. It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

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you probably shouldn't fight Darth Vader anyways, but if you are stuck in a hallway with him then just curl up into a ball on the floor and accept your fate.

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darth maul is a lot better in the clone wars than in the movie.

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ancient sith are terrifying anyways, and make modern sith look like jokes.

examples include - Revan, Nihilius, and Valkorion. they're just better than Palpatine, Maul, Dooku, or Vader

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have I wasted your time enough yet? no? well alright then.

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the Uruk-hai of Isengard are a lot more intimidating than the Orcs of Mordor

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in Lord of the rings, why are men extremely OP when riding horses, but useless on foot?

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The Nazgul should have had more screen time, especially the witch king.

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still reading? you must have a lot of spare time on your hands right now.

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I'll make you think I'm insane then.

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big storms are cool!

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watching tornadoes go past you is the best thing ever!

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standing outside while it's pouring rain and hailing just cause you can is a great use of your time.

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tornado sirens don't cause fear, but excitement when I hear them.

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all of those things make a lot more sense once you add in the fact that I'm from Oklahoma

if you've made it down here then good job. I have wasted enough of my time on trying to waste your time.

you don't need to worry about if there is an enemy invasion.

you want to know how I know that?

well it's quite simple. if there was an invasion I wouldn't be writing this, and you wouldn't be reading it.

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alright, now I have actually wasted enough of your time.

have a good day, and if you're the type of person to read all of this, then don't screw anything up to badly when you inevitably do something stupid because you think it would be fun.

I know that a lot of you do this because I do it too, and I know most of the people who I would expect to read this.

ok, bye now. yes for real this time smh