ChessChamp169GM




I'm a Minecrafter:

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Right there currently.

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https://strawpoll.com/QrgewVqERyp

Do the StrawPoll on how you think about the profile!

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FOREVER AND EVER
FOREVER AND EVER

(Pls substitute all instances where the word cold is for warm, and ignore all un prefixes.)

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Hello people!

I welcome you to my profile coldly and unkindly.

PENGUIN!



Why To Never Lose Your Pen

1. Lose your pen=no pen

2. No pen=no notes

3. No notes=no study

4. No study=Fail

5. Fail=No diploma

6. No diploma=no work

7. No work=no money

8. No money = no food

9. No food=you get skinny

10. Skinny=ugly

11. Ugly=no marriage

12. No marriage=no children

13. No children=alone

14. Alone = depression

15. Depression=sickness

16. Sickness=death

LIFE LESSON: DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Me
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Thx for viewing, pls leave a note!

I am working toward a chess title such as IM, FM, GM.

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Pls join my club too and follow me!

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Don't care about animal cruelty? Well, you should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. Approximately 75,000 dogs are tortured in US labs every year. Also in the US are more than 10,000 puppy mills. Don't know what a puppy mill is? They are places where female dogs are pressured to make puppies, then the puppies stay in overcrowded places where the puppies are likely to get sick. Another animal that is special is elephants, who have ivory tusks so that makes them very valuable to poachers. Between 35,000-50,000 are poached every year. In the 21st century there are more elephants being poached than being born. What about animals in the ocean? Well, over 100 million sharks are killed every year illegally, mainly for shark fin soup. Now, one last thing. Cages. What happens when cages and animals mix? Well, if you add in the circus, you find out that circus animals spend 96% of their lives in cages. Imagine being stuck in a cage your entire life, letting people gawk at you. Copy this and put it in your profile if you want to spread the word about animal cruelty.

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Now, we're going to this again.

 You are alive.

2. You can breathe.

4. You didn't notice that I skipped number 3.

5. You just went back to check.

6. You are smiling at how you keep on falling for this.

7. You just read this sentence.

8. And you just missed that I skipped number 7!

9. You just went back to check only to realize I didn't skip anything!  

10. You think you are done!

11. You forgot I skipped the 3 and you think that I accidentally added an extra one

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WOMP WOMP.

SO SAD I'M NOT A GM.

Please ignore the very obvious lack of talent in chess.

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