My name is Roberto Lewandowski (Polish pronunciation: [ˈrɔbɛrto lɛvanˈdɔfskʲi]. I was born on the 21st of August, 1988). I am a Polish professional footballer who plays as a striker for La Liga club Barcelona and captain the Poland national team. I am usually regarded as one of the best players of my generation and as one of the best strikers of all time, as well as one of the most successful players in Bundesliga and Bayern Munich history. I have also scored over 600 senior career goals for club and country. I also happen to play chess. (To those reading, I am not actually Robert Lewandowski. I am Roberto).