I come from a majestic species known as the Flying Haggis'. They were strange birds that were sort of like a haggis, but with the ability to take flight. They were a magnificent species, but sadly, they were lost in the War of the Haggis. It was tragic.
The Flying Haggis' fought bravely, but they just couldn't defeat the enemy.
So, I remain to be the last of the Flying Haggis. I am not the strongest chess player, or the quickest, but it's rather hard to play computer chess with these useless wings.
But I am also stronger than my ELO rating may suggest. I once won 3 games in under a minute, and have also beaten a 1700 rated player.
My main club, The Flying Haggis Chess club, does play chess, and also focuses on appreciating the reign of the great and mighty Flying Haggis'.
You can join if you want to pay your respects to them.
My other club, The PSY Fan club, is for devoting time into appreciating the effort PSY has put in to change society as we knew it. It really is more of a fan club though.
Remember the legacy of the Flying Haggis'!