OMGdidIrealyjustsact> Even if the Colle does eventually let the Bishop out I would not teach beginners... it reinforces the most common bad habit: not using all your pieces.
Look again at the model game Colle-Delvaux. Every piece except the a1-rook and king play a role in the win--the Colle is all about developing before attacking.
Good luck with your "secret, Colle-smashing" lines.
ericmittens> No no, in all seriousness the Colle is a reasonable opening to play... [some other openings] offer white better chances to fight for an opening advantage.
Very true.
They are not lines and they are probably not secret. One thing that I have noted about several of the posted games is that often Black locks in his own Queenside Bishop like White (e.g. aabbccdd V only_a_game and Colle V Deveraux) so while proving the potential strength of the Colle they also ironically prove its weakness. Basically my "Secret, Colle-smashing line" is Use The Extra Bishop!!!
You haven't answered likeforests point that the Colle is basically a Semi-Slav with an extra tempo. Do you also think then that that is a terrible opening? You would be saying that you know more than countless numbers of Masters, but logically if you are claiming that the Colle is terrible then you are obligated to also claim that the Semi-Slav is!
Also, by the way in almost all lines that I know about in The Colle White actually gets to use his dark square Bishop earlier than black! And it will become more active!
I could go on and on about how many faulty points you've made but I think it's been proven that you don't have much of an argument here and should just accept that, unless you have some amazing crushing refutation for the Colle that will make you famous in chess circles. Because at the moment all you have for backing is that you beat some guy at your club a few times, and that White's Bishop doesn't initially get developed.
Black does quite well to stick to the main lines against the Colle system. I play it myself sometimes as White, but only if Black seals his QB in with an early ...e6. Here is an example of a line that offers approximate equality with double edged play. Be sure to use the Move List button to see all commentary and analysis.