Mittens is gone.
He's pure evil in the chess community, deceived many people, made people feel like ants, and did more unspeakable things. If you play against him, expect him doing witchcraft...
Wait, really? I can't find him in the bot list. That would be really sad, I'm new to the site and was looking forward to playing him!
People often joked that mittens was rated 1 because that was her rank, not her elo.
Who was also #1?
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen.
Take Mittens' name, imagine it was wrapped around on a ring and rotate it. Smitten, remove the n and you have Smitte, Smitt-E, Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen.
Mittens is Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen confirmed.