If Mittens is gone, then who did I just play this morning? 😱
<creepy violin screeches>
Mittens is gone.
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Dec 14, 2023
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#126
Runner-Five wrote:
Mittens is a cat. They don't care if you miss them. They'll vanish and break your heart, only to return when you least expect or want it: on your making love to your spouse, or halfway through the birth of your first child. (They will run away with the placenta and try to sleep on the baby's face.)
hes back
He's back just this time
I heard that he was surrounded by friends and family when he died and he was buried in a neighbor's yard. He liked it there because squirrels used to gather acorn from that huge oak tree and he loved to hunt them. A friend told me that this cat was actually a female and was still alive and only fabricated death to drop out of Chess competition for a while. But why be so drastic?
Dec 17, 2023
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#131
Every member of chess.com: MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS
Mittens: ALL OF YOU STOP IT! BROTHERS, ATTACK!
[Earthquake occurs and we get turned into Mitten's lunch]
Mittens Minus Zero
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Jan 4, 2024
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#140
A Memorial to Mittens
Mittens one of the most iconic chess bots ever, may you forever flow through the waves of eternity. May you frolic and find solitude after your demise. You may be not with us anymore but you still in our hearts. We* look back on you with fond memories of a challenging game. We know that you will still strike fear and excitement in others still for eternity.
Rest in peace Mittens 
MittensBot Chess Online Against the Computer - Chess.com
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