Mittens is gone.

Wah, wah, sniff!

Now mittens will only exist in the winter.

Mittens will always exist in our hearts, which may require a trip to the doctor.

Yes.

Play Mittens!

https://web.archive.org/web/20231221150247mp_/https://www.chess.com/play/computer

R. I. P. Mittens

January 1, 2023 - January 1, 2024

Draw by repetition against Mittens thanks to Hans Niemann Jobava course on chessable

Mittens even had her own Wikipedia page!

Also. May I propose that in memory of this heroic feline, FIDE upgrade her rating to 2 and award her the posthumous title of “grandmaster”?

Who?

mittens

u don't know?

I forgot.

Quack, quack!

Duck!

XD

F

At Mitten's Graveyard:

Chess.com members: "WE MISS YOU MITTENS"

*horrific band song plays in a coffin*

Chess.com members: "Is that... MITTENS?"

*members find the coffin and see an entire band of "miniature" mittens playing haunting songs*

*they emerge into mittens*

Mittens: "ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU ALL! NOW, SAY HELLO TO MY FRIENDS READY TO TORTURE YOU!"

*30 minutes later...*

Mittens: "Behead him!"

Me: NOOOO!

*I realize that this is a dream, soaked with sweat, and woke up.*

*LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW FINDS A LARGE MOVING CAT PLAYING THE VIOLIN AND CHESS KINGS BOWING TO MITTENS SAYING "LORD, LORD!"

Me: Mittens...?

All chess players chant "Mittens, Mittens!"

Mittens: "WHY DO I HEAR PEOPLE CHANTING MY NAME?"

Mittens: "Every single one of you who chanted my name will go under my paw!"

Mittens was such a troll lol it’s fun when companies do this and helps connect and let’s people enjoy more of the site.