You forgot:
L∞ - 1. e4 e5 2. Ke2 Nf6 3. Kf3 Black resigns in fear
Forced win every time. 
Bongcloud Opening Book
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L64-1.e3 e5 Ke2 d5 Qe1-Concealed Battery Variation
L65-1.e4 e5 Ke2 Ke7 Kf3 Kf6 Kf4 Kg6 Kg4 Kh6 Kh4-Bongwolke Nachahmung (Imitation Bongcloud)
I will research on this opening and post more soon.
Nov 20, 2010
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#4
Conquistador, having gone this far I think you should go the final mile and write a book on the Bongcloud. A gap in the openings book market just begging to be filled
Nov 20, 2010
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#5
How about variations of Lil (Baby) Bongcloud 1.e3 e5 2.Ke2 ; Hammerschlag 1.f3 e5 2.Kf2 and Big Hammerschlag 1.f4 d5 2.Kf2 !?
Ah, here were the ones I have been meaning to post earlier.
L66-1.e3 e5 2.Qe2 Ke7 3.Kd1 Kd6 4.c3 Kc6 5.Kc2 Kb6 6.Kb3-Mirror Bongcloud NOTE:this version is very tactically sound as the queen on e2 prevents black's king from getting to a6
L41A-1.e3 e5 2.Ke2 Ke7 3.Ke1 Ke6-Magic Mushroom Variation
L67-1.e4 e5 2.Be2 f5 3.Nf3 d6 4.Kf1 Be6 5.g3 Nc6 6.Kg2-Royal Fianchetto Variation
L68-1.e4 e5 2.b3!! Nc6 3.Bb2!-Delayed Hic2482w Variation NOTE:Popularized by yours truly, in the last game here-
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/bongcloud-opening2?page=3
Annotations included.
L69-1.f3 g5 2.Kf2 f6 3.Kg3 Kf7-Respublica Populi Democratica Coreae glace lactis
NOTE:This Bongcloud variation was popularized in Rome around 1152. Hence, the translation is literally "North Korean Ice Cream" (from Latin), although it truly means "All Hail Rome as the Capital of the World".
More bongcloud variations to come!
what abt
L70 1. f4 ...2. e3 ...3.g3 ...4. Kf2
would that work? (South Korean Bomb Shelter)???
here i used it in this game (but the guy got discd and timed out)
would i hav won? +any tips on BC strategies?
Nonsense! If black checkmates he loses the game.
It is all about getting the king to the other side man. White's king has superior position over black's. +-
Dec 10, 2010
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#14
Apologies! Clearly I have not spent enough time at the bong to properly appreciate this opening
A beautiful game I played recently.
The rest to come in another post!
Are ya kidding me?!, White, when you use this opening, means you automatically loses the game. I don't know where the place in hell you'll gonna use this opening when you're White. I strongly recommended that you will NOT use this opening. Strongly recommended!. LOL
Dec 16, 2010
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#18
Okay, I don't have powerful engines but I just analyzed Bongcloud with Sigma at maximal strength and 10 plies. The standard Bongcloud 1.e2 e4 2.Qd2 is estimated at -0.89 for white, almost losing a pawn.
The main line is 2...Bc5 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. d3 d5 5.exd5 Nxd5 :
Good news! It's estimated at only -0.67 for white.
For me, the main question in Bongcloud is whether white can survive after that terrible blunder or penalty. I recall that in old games Bongcloud appeared sometimes as the penalty on the 2nd move when a player touches accidentally a piece that can not move!
It seems that the answer is positive for Bongcloud fans, white are able to recover slowly.
Here is a list of Variations within the Bongcloud System. Feel free to lay claim to a variation if it has not already been taken. The L is for Lenny Bongcloud.
*This list is current as of 7/20/11
L00-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2-Bongcloud
L01-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.d3 d5 4.f3-Fortress Variation
L02-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Qe1 Nxe4 4.Kd1-Bongcloud Gambit
L03-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Kf3-Outflank Variation
L04-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke3-Kamikaze Variation
L05-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke1-Bongcoward/Light-Weight/Yellow Variation
L06-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Kd3-Zigzag Attack
L08-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke1 Nxe4 4.Ke2-Bongcloud Piano
L09-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nc6-Hypermodern Bongcloud
L10-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nc6 3.Kf3-Classical Bongcloud
L11-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nc6 3.Ke3-Romantic Bongcloud
L12-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nc6 3.Kd3-Drunken Bongcloud
L13-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nc6 3.Ke1-Homer Simpson Bongcloud
L14-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Ne7-Alapin Variation
L15-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Ne7 3.Nf4 Nc6 4.c4-Alapin Variation: Heerero bind
L16-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Ke7 3.g4 g5 4.Kf3-Marijanezy Bind
L17-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Ke7-Bongcloud: Symmetrical Variation
L18-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Ke7 3.Ke1-Retreat Variation
L19-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Ke7 3.Kf3 Kd6-Bongcloud: hic2482w Queenside cloud
L20-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Ke7 3.Kf3 Kf6 4.Kf4 Kg6 5.Kg4 Kh6 6.Kh4-Bongwolke Nachahmung
L21-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 d5-Maid of the Mist
L22-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 d5 3.Ke3 dxe4 4.Kxe4 Nf6+ 5.Kxe5-Lone Gunslinger
L23-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 d5 3.Ke3 dxe4 4.Kxe4 Qd4+ 5.Kf3 Nf6-King's Head
L24-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 d5 3.Kf3 dxe4+ 4.Kg3-Speed Variation
L25-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 d5 3.exd5 Qxd5 4.Nc3-Vowles Variation
L26-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 f5-Latvian Bongcloud
L27-1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Bc5 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.d3 d5 5.exd5 Nxd5-Sigma/Yigor Variation
L28-1.e4 e5 2.b3 Nc6 3.Bb2-Delayed Hic2482w Variation
L29-1.e4 e5 2.d3 d5 3.a4 Ke7 4.Ra3-Bongcloud Defense: Wing Attack
L30-1.e4 e5 2.Qh5 Ke7-Bongwater Blunder
L31-1.e4 e5 2.Be2 f5 3.Nf3 d6 4.Kf1 Be6 5.g3 Nc6 6.Kg2-Royal Fianchetto Variation
L32-1.e4 e6 2.Ke2-Bongcloud Napoleon Attack
L33-1.e4 e6 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke3 Bc5-Bogo-Bongcloud
L34-1.e4 e6 2.Ke2 e5 3.Ke3 Ke7-Old Steinitz Bongcloud
L35-1.e4 b5 2.Ke2-Flying Trout Attack
L36-1.e4 b5 2.Ke2 c6 3.Kd3 Qb6 4.Nc3 Kd8-Flying Trout Attack: Polish Counterbong
L37-1.e4 b6 2.Ke2-Owen's Defense: Bongcloud Singing Owls Variation
L38-1.e4 c5 2.Ke2-King David Attack
L39-1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 Qa5 3.d4 Kd8-Sicilian: Magic Dragon
L40-1.e4 c6 2.Ke2-Carokann: Mad Hatter's Attack
L41-1.e4 c6 2.Ke2 d5 3.Ke1-Puff-Puff Gambit
L42-1.e4 d5 2.Ke2-Scandinavian Defense: Cheese Danish Attack
L43-1.e4 d5 2.Ke2 Kd7-Scandinavian Defense: Raspberry Danish Counterattack
L44-1.e4 d5 2.Ke2 d4 3.g3 e5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bg2 Nf6 6.d3 Be6 7.Re1 Qd7 8.Bg5 Be7 9.Kf1 0-0-0 10.Kg1-Bongcloud: Swordofdama Nancy Variation
L45-1.e4 d6 2.Ke2-Pirc: Bongcloud Variation
L46-1.e4 d6 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Ke2-Boncloud Creepers Variation
L47-1.e4 f5 2.Ke2-Fred: Bongcloud Chocolate Gambit
L48-1.e4 f5 2.Ke2 Kf7-Fred Randal Defense
L49-1.e4 g5 2.Ke2-Borg Defense: Bongcloud Stoned Game
L50-1.e4 g5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke3 Bh6+ 4.f4 0-0-Pauix Bongcaslte Defense
L51-1.e4 g6 2.Ke2-Modern Defense: Boncloud Purple Haze
L52-1.e4 Nc6 2.Ke2-Bogart Variation
L53-1.e4 Nf6 2.Ke2-Alekhine's Defense: Bongcloud 420 Variation
L54-1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Nd4 3.Ke2-Alekhine’s Defense: Chicken Variation
L55-1.e3 e5 2.Ke2-Mushroom Bongcloud
L56-1.e3 e5 2.Ke2 Ke7 3.Ke1 Ke6-Magic Mushroom Variation
L57-1.e3 e5 2.Ke2 d6 3.Kd3 d5-Ricecake9 Burrito Attack
L58-1.e3 e5 Ke2 d5 Qe1-Concealed Battery Variation
L59-1.e3 e5 2.Qe2 Ke7 3.Kd1 Kd6 4.c3 Kc6 5.Kc2 Kb6 6.Kb3-Mirror Bongcloud
L60-1.e3 e5 2.Qf3 Ke7 3.Kd1 d5 4.c3 Ke6 5.Kc2 f5 6.b4 e4 7.Qd1 Bd6 8.a4 Qg5 9.Kb3-Flank Steak Bongcloud
L61-1.f4 d5 2.Kf2-Bongcloud: Flying Kite
L62-1.f4 d5 2.Kf2 Nf6 3.Ke1-Chills Variation
L63-1.f4 e5 2.Kf2-Bird: From Gambit-Fried Twinkie Attack
L64-1.f4 f5 2.d4 d5 3.Kf2-Double Duck: Quack Variation
L65-1.f3 e5 2.Kf2 d5 3.d3 Nf6 4.b3 Nc6 5.h3-Reefer Formation
L66-1.g4 d5 2.f4 c5 3.Kf2-Bongwinter Freeze
L67-1.g3 e5 2.e3 d5 3.Ke2-Bongcloud: Peace Pipe
L68-1.g3 e5 2.e3 d5 3.Ke2 c5 4.c3 f5 5.a3-Munchies System
L69-1.c4 c5 2.Qa4 Nc6 3.Kd1-English: Pseudo Bongcloud
L70-1.c4 d5 2.e4 f5 3.Ke2-Battle of England Defense: Bongcloud Attack
L71-1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 Ne7 4.Kd2-Indian Bongcloud
L72-1.d4 d5 2.Bg5 Kd7-Anti-Rich Counter
L73-1.d4 d5 2.c4 c6 3.Nf3 e6 4.Nc3 Kd7 5.e3 Kd6-Semi-Slav: Burnt Pizza Counterattack
L74-1.d4 e5 2.Kd2-England Gambit: Bongcloud Pepsi Gambit
L75-1.d4 e5 2.Kd2 Ke7-England Gambit: Mountain Dew Counter
L76-1.d4 f5 2.Kd2-Dutch: Apple Pie Attack/Cheese Variation
L77-1.d4 f5 2.Kd2 Kf7-Dutch: Apple Cobbler Counterattack
L78-1.d3 e5 2.Kd2-Bongcloud: Dragon King Complex
L79-1.d3 e5 2.Kd2 Nf6 3.g3-Dragon King of the North: Ao Shun
L80-1.d3 e5 2.Kd2 Nf6 3.b3-Dragon King of the South: Ao Qin
L81-1.d3 e5 2.Kd2 Nf6 3.Nc3-Dragon King of the East: Ao Guang
L82-1.d3 e5 2.Kd2 Nf6 3.Nf3-Dragon King of the West: Ao Run
L83-1.f4 d5 2.e3 Nc6 3.g3 e5 4.Kf2-BMBK2 South Korean Bomb Shelter
L84-1.f3 g5 2.Kf2 f6 3.Kg3 Kf7-Respublica Populi Democratica Coreae glace lactis