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Lucasl6142
Lucasl6142
ThrillerFan wrote:

You guys are crazy.  The best "Joke Openings" are What, Where, Why, How, etc.

 

WHAT is black and white and read all over?

(A Newspaper)

WHERE does Friday come before Thursday?

(In the Dictionary)

HOW do you make a blonde woman drown?

(Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool)

WHY should you never tell dad jokes while walking through a maze at a fall festival?

(They are too corny)

 

 

haha lol

Lucasl6142

The "Haha I promote" Gambit

gik-tally

Q: why are dumb blonde jokes always so short?

A: so brunettes can remember them

 

New joke opening... the "it never hurts to ask for a draw gambit"

 

coolguy567412

its a opening-middlegame opening

Leahboo
Vortep Opening: Classical Variation
Im0Rating
Van't Krujis Opening Fianchetto King Variation
PromisingPawns

Nothing is a joke. You keep calling opening jokes until a 2400 comes, plays all junk and whoops your @$$. I have experienced the same thing multiple times on multiple sites. I never call any opening joke except the englund mainline.

Finn_thc_human
Im0Rating
This is the main idea, in the King's Fianchetto, we want to control the diagonal line with our bishop, the idea of fianchetto-ing a king is to allow the king to obliterate every single piece on the diagonal like a laser beam.
gik-tally

There was a candidate master, or higher rated player at the mall chess club I used to play in years ago that I played twice. The first time, he developed his queens knight then retreated it, and just kept doing that over and over until he decided to attack. The second time, he just advanced ALL of his pawns one rank while i developed a stonewall until i had no choice but to attack whatever i thought was the best pawn

ThePawnShoplifter
Developed Pawn Gambit
Fetorenczi
The best opening for white: 1. f3 e5 2. g4
KieferSmith
KieferSmith

Someone please name that one ⬆

RussianGod27

Tic tac toe formation

Scrap9274
Player's Gambit
You are hoping the opponent doesn't know this
DarkSodaStorm
RussianGod27

Ello

Uhohspaghettio1
TankFedoraCat wrote:

The bongcloud is the best opening fr tho

This. Bongcloud-deniers used to always maintain "if the Bongcloud is so good, how come top players never use it?"

Well now we have Carlsen and Nakamura playing it all the time and with huge win ratios with it.

Face it Bongcloud-deniers, the Bongcloud has faced enormous testing at the very highest level of the game and come away unscathed, no refutation has ever been found.

The Bongcloud is here to stay.