King's Pawn Opening: King's Head Opening

Alright! I'll try the Fried King's Head and see what happens.

That's not a very good option (from the available choices).

Hahaha ... but don't try the Advance variation with a forced checkmate. 

Got stuck playing a French Defense game, I guess now I'll reconsider and play the 2 Knights Defense (seeing as it's the least likely to lose). However, I may have to wait until tomorrow because I still have to eat and other stuff and I probably won't have time.

Well, goodluck to you eaglelefty!

Please post it afterwards! Notice that 3. d4 works only vs 2...Nf6 (Reversed Damiano defense). In the Italian variation 2...Bc5, U could play first 3. c3 (or 3. Bc4). If black play something else, we'll be glad to discuss it. 

That we would.

Any position after 1. e4 e5 2. f3 is open for discussion.

1.e4 e5 2.f3 f5! (Normally a bad move but in this case quite strong)

I don't see the value.

It's just a free pawn for white, care to elaborate?

We should also consider the symmetrical variation 1.e4 e5 2.f3 f6.

Let's look at some of the positional advantages of 2.f3 that make it a potentially useful move against some players.  It guards the undefended e4 pawn,  It controls the center square e4,  It controls the g4 square guarding against incursions by a knight or bishop.  It provides luft for the king to avoid a back rank mate!  It supports an eventual pawn storm on the kingside (The Fried Potato Attack)

I prefer to analyze this naturally arising Fried Potato Storm: Big Crochet Attack (ev=-1):

I just wanna add 1 more unsound but hilarious variation Fried Bongcloud's Head (ev=-3):

inspired by the renowned Bongcloud Attack :

Here's a puzzle.  1.e4 e5 2.Qh5  Steinitz to move and lose.

I just played a game in which after storming the kingside with pawns the indicated strategy was to storm the queenside with pawns too.  That's unusual.  Maybe a peculiarity of this opening.

I created a King's Head tournament :

https://www.chess.com/tournament/kings-head

Please join!