Opening you hate to play against!

as black I hate playing Sicillian Defence Grand Prix attack

and also English opening just don't know enough about how to play as black against it

Haha I guess I'm lucky then.  I don't know any of the openings, I just move as I please. 

try yugoslav attack.practice some of those games, especially on the sicilian dragon vs yugoslav attack games.if u master those games, u have a serious weapon there to play against the sicilian

I play the French and I absolutely detest playing against the exchange variation.  It's the most boring game in history. 

 Then you're not playing it right. The key for black is to make a point of NOT copying white's moves. Go for assymetric piece placement. Look on the web for how Alekhine played this opening. It can be fun if you know what you're doing.

--Fromper 

 Screw with your opponent's head by transposing to the Blackmar-Diemer Gambit. After 1. e4 d5, play 2. d4 dxe4 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. f3 exf3 5. Nxf3 and go from there.

Actually, I never had any real trouble playing against the Scandinavian, even before I started playing the BDG. Having the opportunity to bring out pieces while attacking the queen and forcing it to move just always seemed to make life easier for me.

--Fromper 

I can't stand playing against the English; I lose every time; but each time I try to play it I lose anyway! Go figure.

And 1. e3 really annoys me for some reason.

There's an opening which starts 1.e4 e5, 2.Qf3...

I don't know what's the name of it, but whenever somebody tries it on me, I immediately start to feel uncomfortable. I tried playing 2. ...Qf6, and/or developing my g1 knight to protect a future light bishop on g7, to jeopardize the queen. Played many times, and always ended up in disadvantage...

I wonder whether it has a name. So, if you please, tell me what's the evil move's name, so I can read a little theory. I will take any advice too (going to use it as white, I guess, to see if I learn something).

Thanks in advance.

 Hey Fromper, thats the line i play against the Scandinavian. Also, 2.Nf3 is pretty cool. It can lead to a kind of reversed Budapest Gambit, although to be fair black can eqaulise or be evaluated as slightly better in this line. Still, cool for blitz.

I don't hate any openings because I already ACCEPTED the fact I can lose to any one of them.

 I play like crap.

• i hate the kings gambit because it is so agressive   the sicilian does have alot of theory but it seens to always be staight foward to understand

BUDAPEST DEFENCE!!!

I play this one myself and know how annoying it can be to move all of your pieces to your kingside only to not be mated like a kid!