Clearly the OP has no idea how bad 2.e5 really is. The resulting position has ZERO resemblance of the French Defense. Actually, what you have is a Caro-Kann a full tempo up for Black as he will get in the move ...c5 in one move instead of two.
Like I said above this can transpose into the Milner Barry which is probably going to be an L for anyone that doesn’t know that gambit.
If Black has any clue how to play chess and doesn't just merely parrot moves with zero understanding, you will never get this.
At that point, you are playing Hope Chess. After 1.e4 d5, you are playing the bad move 2.e5?, HOPING that Black will play 2...e6 and be cooperative and allow you to play an advance French with 3.d4.
If Black has any common sense at all, he will know that WAY better than 2...e6? Are 2...Bf5! or 2...c5! The latter, while also good, is more complicated, and so I always suggest the former to amateurs because it is super-easy to understand by comparison.
First, take a look at the Advance Caro-Kann, Short Variation
Now let's compare this to the Scandinavian with 2.e5??
Black's pieces and pawns are the same in both cases. It is White to move in both cases. However, in the latter, White has played 1 less move. How did he lose the tempo? In the Caro-kann, Black had to move the c-pawn twice to get it to c5.
One of the benefits of the French is you get c7-c5 in one go. The downside is the bad Bishop is behind the pawn chain.
One of the benefits of the Caro-Kann is you get the Bishop outside the pawn chain. The downside is, in order to get in ...d5 without throwing your Queen out there early, you have to play 1...c6 and later on play 5...c5.
After 1.e4 d5 2.e5??, Black gets the best of both worlds. He gets the Bishop outside the pawn chain like the Caro, AND he gets the move c7-c5 in in one go, hence making 2.e5 a really bad move, and White instead needs to take on d5. The only other alternative, which is equal but gives Black no problems, is 2.Nc3. But only 2.exd5 will get White an advantage.
Good comparison of the two lines. Also, this sort of explains why some Caro players, upon seeing the Advance variation, will immediately play 3...c5 and accept the loss of tempo. Ideally, some such position as seen below, gives black an unblocked LSB, and white's extra pawn is doubled, and soon to be under fire after e6.
At some point I'd be amused to see your actual repertoire... from your posts on this forum here's what I remember of it:
vs french: milner-barry gambit
vs sicilian: smith-morra
vs. e4e5: deutz gambit
vs. scandi: bad french/CK
vs. caro-kann: ?
Can someone suggest an unsound gambit vs CK that has almost no compensation to complete the repertoire?
But yesterday I ran into a milner-barry gambit and thankfully I knew how to navigate it thanks to these conversations
I have been trying a bunch of different stuff lately,
but I play Italian/giuco against e4/e5
french I play the advance and try to get Milner Barry or Paulsen
sicilian I play your favorite smith morra and it’s transpositions like the alapin
scandi i play the main line and this e5 that has incensed this forum
caro kann i play the advance tal, or fantasy, I prefer the fantasy.
As black
1.e5 I play caro kann which I have about 1200 games with and have studied most variations
1.d4 Indian game, and now learning the dutch
1.c3 I play the reverse Sicilian or the kings English
This repertoire will get to me 2000 blitz and rapid I guarantee it.