Well, if it is enough to follow the main line a few moves then I would label my random openings as:
Kings Gambit, Danish Gambit, Morra-Smith (as white)
Latvian Bambit, Leningrad Dutch and Caro-Kahn (as black)
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Oh, and since I cannot even spell some of my openings you get the drift of how well I play them 
White: Roy Lopez (my badly played version of the Ruy Lopez)
Black: Sicilian Chicken (my badly played version of the Dragon)