And it is not checkers it is chess
No it's connect 4
No it's croquet
no its poker
no it's tic tac toe
no it's monopoly
wait everyone, I looked it up!
he's the Uno World Champion
what?! i thought that he was the solitaire world champion
solitaire? wait no wasn't he the underwater hockey world champion
no its snakes and ladders
Didnt carlson bingus play for the title on jenga?