My account is for sale, now taking bids!

YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS?

You can keep the avatar!

For a Russian your rating isn't very good.

I will accept one dollar from you to take it off your hands.

Are you kidding me?? You know, after the staff find this it's going to be all over for you. 

       DON'T TELL THEM!   We're trying to TRAP them. I'm wearing a wire. Rumor has it, one of them is a SPY!  After we spring the trap, we'll FORCE them into an INTERVENTION.   But you didn't hear it from me  Now keep moving. There's nothing to see here, and DON'T blow my cover Vern.                                                                                                      

OMG I will have my first block experience I guess.

Wow a fully unlocked chess account with all the levels completed. Does it also have all the bonus levels unlocked as well?

ok 69 cents because its a funny number is my final offer

@Jase684  He still hasn't beaten the final boss, so none of the bonus levels are unlocked.  However, I have the flaming goat upgrade for my mega fish launcher, so if you want my account....

final boss is a wimp anyways

Come on staff, you seriously can't let this forum be up for too much longer... 

They probably want to know what the winning bid will be.

LOL

Meh, I'll bid one cent CDN. They aren't worth anything, I have none, and they look cool.

Guys, I said I have the flaming goat upgrade.  RESPECT ME!!!!

And I'm bidding the beautiful, bronze, not-worth-anything Canadian penny. RESPECT ME!

Great chess rating? What...

I don't know either man.  

same

If you can accept Malaysian Ringgit, send me your details.  I am willing to give you RM10.

BTW, just for info, Malaysian Ringgit current is now under POA!!!

I bid one pinch of premium, certified organic sheep dung! 

.....the bidding has started at Christie's. One (originally) free chess.com membership for sale.

Any bids beyond the certified organic sheep dung?

And we're off....