Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!

" The Strawberry" is a textbook example of a hanging chad vote.

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No its not, you dont know what "The Strawberry" does?

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the is jihadist beheadin or converting was funny i vote for that one

The Immortal Gladiator

It blocks any piece it feels threatened by.  Using this piece will cause a TD to disqualify you for cheating.  After this, the Immortal Gladiator will apologize profusely and plaintively, and then change it's name to Billion Tactics Boy.  Billion Tactics Boy is treated like a pawn, but cannot move or affect the game in any way unless the player's chess rating crosses a 100 pt threshold...when this happens, the player must yell "I am [insert rating here]!" and then move the piece one square forward.

The Kayknight

Roll a die.  If you get 6, randomly choose a square and place the Kaynight there.  For the next 4 moves, rotate Kayknight's facing 90 degrees and move no other piece.  On the 5th move, remove Kaynight from the board and resign.

The infector. It replaces your King and it infects one random other peice each turn, and those also becomes Infectoers, and so on. If you mvoe an infector you admit defeat.

the rageist..everytime you take a piece you have to use it to flip the chess board

The courtier: always in front of your queen trying to get her attention, and prevents her from doing anything. 

A Post: it sits in the middle of the board and can't go anywhere

I would love to play some games with some of these pieces :-)

The house cat: pounces on the chessboard every two minutes, forcing the shorter player to resign

 The Landmine: using a turn, any piece can drop a mine where they are standing. After they leave the square, any piece of the opposing color that steps into the square makes a 3x3 explosion, destroying all the pieces caught in the blast. :D

Oh, and knights don't blow up mines and they can use a turn to remove an enemy mine that they are standing on/next to.

The suicide bomber: the new and improved way to resign.

The squarelight: Similar to online chess, the square lights up when you place a piece or pawn on it.

The tracer...if it lands on any square that an enemy piece has previously occupied, that piece is eliminated.