Something I've learned from Martin

It's no secret that a lot of chess players have negative reactions when they realize they hung a piece, hung mate, or any other type of blunder possible in the game of chess. But Martin's different. Even in a dead lost position, Martin always keeps a smile on his face and will sometimes compliment the player for making good moves. Even in positions like this:

You could a learn a thing or two from Martin on how to be a truly happy chess player.

looooooooooooool can’t stop laughing

Also I thought that you meant the moderator Martin loool

Martin also has no soul, and is tortured into playing chess, so it makes sense why he had no real emotions.

That would've been even funnier tbh

XDDD

What lessons would you have learned from moderator Martin?

He likes to be called evil

Hmmmm...

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/definitive-proof-martin-hacks-my-wifi-as-soon-as-im-about-to-hit-a-milestone Check this

This guy found that Martin is evil

Hilarious post as expected when Viznik is the OP.

To be honest, most of the bots seem to be staring into my soul. :l

I find that especially prevalent in Nelson. Unlike Martin's wholesome smile, Nelson's gives me the creeps.

Just... look at it

Can’t see anything…

It's fixed now

That's what I mean! You get it!

Creepy…

It's like he gets this sinister joy out of spamming early queen attacks and salivating at the idea of winning in 5 moves or less.