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That's the perfect way to describe it.

DonEmber

Martin the bot is possibly a psychopath, judging by his smile, and your descriptions of his behaviour. But at least he likes playing chess, so he's OK.

Marcyful
DonEmber wrote:

Martin the bot is possibly a psychopath, judging by his smile, and your descriptions of his behaviour. But at least he likes playing chess, so he's OK.

Martin's a fine bot in my book. Sure you won't see a lot of chess players smiling like him even in losing positions, but there are definitely chess players out there who, just like Martin, have fun at the game regardless of winning or losing. It's why I deeply respect the Martin Bot.

Marcyful

Nelson on the other hand... ugh... I think he's the real psychopath among the wide spectrum of chess.com bots.

Marcyful

Actually... now that I've checked, the Francis bot just has a much, much, much more sinister smile compared to the rest of the bots. What's even worse is he's supposed to be a Filipino bot.

Marcyful

Like this is just not ok...

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ShadowCellen wrote:

Also I thought that you meant the moderator Martin loool

the chances that a comment such as this one was made about the moderator martin range between slim and none.

DonEmber

Well, I'm OK, 'cos I'm still with Jimmy. Jimmy's not creepy, and does his best to play badly. Jimmy's a bit goofy, but I find that endearing. wink.png He's shy, though. Won't let me post his picture.

Marcyful

Speaking about chess.com bots, I think I've found a perfect concept for your SlothChess streams: Last Stand - Beat as many chess.com bots as you can starting from happy-go-lucky Martin to the big names of chess. How many can you beat before tasting defeat?

alphaous

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/7689843

My brilliant face-off against Martin! I learned that Martin is a tenacious defender who can last for many, many moves due to his positivity.

MisterWindUpBird

Nelson's look is very appropriate for wayward queen types imo. 

Duck

Bots were real human beings that were brainwashed and now all they do all day is smile and play chess 

ChesswithGautham

Plot twist :It’s a forced smile, but you never know, they’re dark secrets go back to 1988 where they lived In homes, now they just get forced to smile and play chess.

Marcyful

If only there was a way to release the bots from their prison... except Nelson and Francis of course. Those two can stay there.

ChesswithGautham

Yea I feel bad for the robots who had to abandon their owners and family.

NELSON AND FRANCIS, I SENTENCE YOU TO 500 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER SUFFERING PLAYING 10+ MEMBERS AT ONE WITH YOUR SMILE AND HAIR

Marcyful


Side by side, I realize that they are the twin brothers of unholy smiles: The Creepy Combo

ChesswithGautham

Legend has it, back in 1804, the creepy combo had  been forced to hare. They had to have forced smiles or they would face torture, one could never achieve. While all the bots are atleast happy playing chess, these weirdos do not, and it makes sense 

Nelson just want’s to end the game with a queen mate and Francis wants to end the game quickly with attacks. 

 

 

Marcyful
ChesswithGautham wrote:

Legend has it, back in 1804, the creepy combo had  been forced to hare. They had to have forced smiles or they would face torture, one could never achieve. While all the bots are atleast happy playing chess, these weirdos do not, and it makes sense 

Nelson just want’s to end the game with a queen mate and Francis wants to end the game quickly with attacks. 

 

 

That's quite a theory I must say.

Kowarenai

ok this isnt viz, thats a relief

Kowarenai

the martin bot is pretty cool