913. you decided to go to hell, not knowing that you started a chess game.
1000 reasons you lost a game
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914. Your pet fox and your pet avali get in a fight while you are in a game. You need to stop playing and rush them both to a hospital so they don't bleed to death.
915. you get into a fight mid-game and lost on time
915: misclicked and did king a0
Ok misclicked it was 916
Because I don't want my opponent to be sad.
918: Ya the noob
919.You thought it was cheese instead of chess so you ate the board
920 You do 1 push-up for every comment this forum gets and you're in the middle of a game and your opponent keeps spamming on this forum and you lose on time
921. You were forced to review 921 essays.
922: you were the one who ate all of the chess peices .-.
923. your opponent played the anish giri gambit and took all your pieces
924.You tryed the opponent's High Ground and failed misarabley.
925. You arrogance blinds you.
926. Your Chess Knowledge is too dangerous to exist.
927.You had to time travel to 1927 and lose Chess games there.
928.You play the "Spam Opening" where all pawns are locked into the center,and a breakthrough can't happen unless a piece is blundered
929. You play the "One Pawn Push Only in a Chess Game Only",and failed a lot due to the opponents using other pieces to easily take your pieces and checkmate the King.
930.You premove too much.
931.Your Noble Flaw is a weakness
932.You play the Incompetency Queen's Gambit which is:
912. Your dog destroyed your phone in a middle of a game.