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1000 reasons you lost a game

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Chicken_io
1018 your life is a hoax
Da_Henry_Is_Here
mrdaniel6002 wrote:
Not watching Skibidi toilet makes you unsigma, making you unable to play sigma moves

GET OUT

asayaan

1019. Your opponent gave U poison and died

JankogajdoskoLEGM

1020- Sinkhole opened on your Rural propperty and you fell into the abbyss below

Penguin4096

1021. You were in the middle of the chessgame and you told the official that you cheated, even though you didn't, so you are disqualified and your opponent gets a free win.

1022.

1023. You thought you were playing atomic so you did this:

And resigned from anger

1024. You were actually playing on a 32 by 32 board but you got tired to how long it takes so you just resign because your opponent doesn't accept the draw.

AMagirlcom

1025: your opponent smashed a chair over his head and knocked you out

1B35Wil
75: You want to scholar mate your opponent as black but suddenly get scholar mated
IndoNormPlayer924

1026. You "literally" lost a game. That means you throw the chess board far away and lost.

AMagirlcom

1027: You died and because life is apparently like chess, you lost the game

Chicken_io
1028 a crow flies over your board a steals your king
AMagirlcom

1029 the IRS arrests you for tax fraud when you were one move away from checkmate.

cl0udnotfound
This is more than 1000
MasterJyanM

1030: you and your opponent gets into a roast battle. And you lose.

Penguin4096
cl0udnotfound 写道:
This is more than 1000

So what? That's fine

1031. You were in a position where the 50 move rule would have happened and there was no way to stop it but you decide to resign the game 49 moves after no captures or pawn moves.

AMagirlcom

1032: Your Chromebook restarted unexpectedly in the middle of a game when you had mate in 2

Chicken_io
1033 a stuffed elephant lands on your board so you need to put the pieces back and your opponent thinks you have no queen
Chicken_io
I also made 100 reasons you quit chess
Chicken_io
Here is the link

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/100-reasons-you-quit-chess
Plarrer

1034. You're commenting on this forum while playing chess and chess com thinks you're cheating so times you out for 30 minutes and you lose the game by abandonment

Chicken_io
1035 Stockfish is disguised as Martin