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1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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BrokenRocketBoat
(You set up the board wrong)
BrokenRocketBoat
9273: Your pawns capture forward and they move forward diagonally.
BrokenRocketBoat
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-youre-not-a-very-good-chess-player-9163044
BrokenRocketBoat
Your opponent’s rating is -999, he/she blunders every move, never won a game. You lost on time.
BrokenRocketBoat
That was 9273
BrokenRocketBoat
*9274
sankaridevi

I am very happy to used your services

sankaridevi

i am very happy to used for your services 

MaxtonJHo

9275: you grind avoiding fools mate puzzles for 100 hours, then still fall for it.

ZombieBishop1

8571: all of your pieces walk to the oppenents side and join them

ChipTheBoi

9276. EVERYONE DIES IN THE END =)

MaxtonJHo

9277: Your pieces shout "I resign" before the game starts

ItsAlonPlayz
Sightigh wrote:
9260: You think were almost at 10000 but we haven’t even reached 9000 messages in this forum

thats because some people write multiple in just 1 message, the first ever message in this forum had 10!

Sightigh
ItsAlonPlayz wrote:
Sightigh wrote:
9260: You think were almost at 10000 but we haven’t even reached 9000 messages in this forum

thats because some people write multiple in just 1 message, the first ever message in this forum had 10!

They shouldnt tbh

ItsAlonPlayz
Sightigh wrote:
ItsAlonPlayz wrote:
Sightigh wrote:
9260: You think were almost at 10000 but we haven’t even reached 9000 messages in this forum

thats because some people write multiple in just 1 message, the first ever message in this forum had 10!

They shouldnt tbh

yeah ik but that's why

acook05

You lose to martin even even he only has his king

DrNostalgia

9278: You can taste the difference between pepsi and coke

white_chocolatq

9279:- you got checkmated, but by someone who had ONLY a king and knight (????)

Knight_267

9281: Putting all the Queens he can find in the room and throw them at the opposing King and none of them hit the King.

Knight_267

Bring in a sword and cut the opposing King in half