9281: Putting all the Queens he can find in the room and throw them at the opposing King and none of them hit the King.
1000 signs you're not a very good chess player
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Bring in a sword and cut the opposing King in half
9283:He refuses to agree that he is checkmated and calling the tournament workers to report that I refuse to let him play
9282: You have 2000 rating in puzzle but 500 in rated
Aug 31, 2024
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#8549
9286: You have 2000 rating in lessons, but you have 100 rating in bullet
Why is this thread still going in????!?? We have much more than 1000 signs already!
Sep 1, 2024
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#8551
Superplayer7472 wrote:
Why is this thread still going in????!?? We have much more than 1000 signs already!
cause we're going to reach 10,000 now !!
Sep 5, 2024
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#8552
9287: Your opponent let's you fools mate but you resign because you think he is playing a opening trap.
9288: Your opponent let's you scholars mate but you resign because you think he is playing a opening trap.
Sep 5, 2024
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#8553
9289: Your opponent premoves fools mate and wins
9290: Your opponent premoves scholars mate and wins
Sep 5, 2024
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#8554
ajttja wrote:
59. You stare at your opponent when his knight jumps over his pawns
60. You are studying a profetional game and you say "so he has already done a bad opening" when he does the sisilian defence
61. you say "is your brain all right" when your opponent does anything but e4 for his first move
62. you say "is your brain all right" when your opponent does anything but e5 for his first move when defending to e4
63. you think normal chess is dumb so you always play chess 960
64. you think that in chess 960 you scramble up the pawns so some of them end up in the back rank
65. you think normal chess is sort of like chess 960 because every time you play the pawns are in a different starting position
#76 u cant spell professional right
Number 9293: You can't stop getting forked
Sorry number 9294
9279:- you got checkmated, but by someone who had ONLY a king and knight (????)