1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

Your game strategy includes double and triple jumps.

you draw a drawing of a GM to tell people you drew a GM

that was 9341 by the way

9284: You found the only brilliant move to checkmate yourself.

9285: You move the Knight in an L shape instead of a W cause you have a losers mentality

9286: Your rating is -infinite

9287: Your pawns jump over pieces

9288: You put two pieces on the same square

I only need one sign ... Not 1000 ... To prove I am not a good player

9290: You think that when you capture a piece your piece can go on top of that piece and it moves in the same way as the piece you captured.

I thought knights did move as an L?

Someone (possibly HoS) has a version of this, with clip on collars. The capturing piece holds the power until used, then the collar is removed.

9293: you blunder your queen every game

9294: you watch YouTube while playing

9295: you don't know how to move your king

9296: You watch a levi video and then sacrifice da rooooooooooooooooooook for no reason.