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YUGSINGH123

write ur chess jokes here anyone allowed

YUGSINGH123

What do you call a chess player who lost his game? A rook-ie mistake !

HeSacrificedTheRook2

Why was the pawn so lonely?

it was an islolated pawn.

HeSacrificedTheRook2

Why did the chess player bring a pen and paper to a game?

in case there was a draw.

DogMallow

What did the chess player say to the waitress? 
Check, please.

DogMallow

What do you give chess players for snacks? 
Chessnuts.

HighSpeedRail

grin

nielwayn
Why cows can’t play chess?

Beacause they cannot make any moooooooooooooooves
Alpha_Ice-Shark_Chris
This one isn’t very funny but https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.braui-muehlehorn.ch%2F%3Fw%3Dfunny-chess-jokes-chess-chess-quotes-jokes-tt-2YJEL9TV&psig=AOvVaw0YBSMbvIPP8a7e8iyrLmxE&ust=1710350068307000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBMQjRxqFwoTCLCb0Oic74QDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAX
Alpha_Ice-Shark_Chris
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.braui-muehlehorn.ch%2F%3Fw%3Dfunny-chess-jokes-chess-chess-quotes-jokes-tt-2YJEL9TV&psig=AOvVaw0YBSMbvIPP8a7e8iyrLmxE&ust=1710350068307000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBMQjRxqFwoTCLCb0Oic74QDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAX
bdatgamlolplzhlpmeee
y the pawn in my profile pic gone
bdatgamlolplzhlpmeee
He got promoted to player