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So my friend told me about this t-shirt she saw with a picture of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a chessboard with the quote "Chuck-mate." I dunno if anyone has heard that before but I thought it was hilarious. :-)

honorius

hahaha..thanks for posting it

Marinox

"Chuck Norris doesn't play chess, he just stares down the opposing king till he lays down."

jaronkovich

great,hahahaha

zupampa

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

ahmedeid332003

im ahmedeid im from egypt i want to meet any one call himself hero in chess

LDSSDL
Marinox wrote:

"Chuck Norris doesn't play chess, he just stares down the opposing king till he lays down."


Hahahahaha that's a great one too.

Damonevic-Smithlov

Da-Vere

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to play Chess anything, all the kings bow before his Greatness!

aronian22
Chuck Norris can survive without air. Air can’t survive without Chuck Norris.
R3Ked

Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in no moves.

Damonevic-Smithlov

aronian22

The world spins because it was kicked by Chuck Norris. The world will stop spinning when it gets kicked by ry.

aronian22

Yep, your roundhouse kicks are enough to power a lightbulb for three years.

StickManAsh

When Chuck Norris plays chess as black, he still moves first.

rychessmaster1
aronian22 wrote:

The world spins because it was kicked by Chuck Norris. The world will stop spinning when it gets kicked by ry.

good times

Wits-end

Chuck Norris doesn’t play chess. Chess plays Chuck Norris. 

Shizuko

I literally made a generator a while ago xD:

linkthing

Nikolas_Silvester

Chuck Norris plays 10 moves, looks the opponent in the eyes and the opponent resigns immediately.

snoozyman
Chuck Norris can perform a queen’s gambit….



without a queen…




…twice.