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beng1023
Ohhh no
varelse1

In chess, Chuck Norris only plays for two results.

Resignation or Checkmate. 

varelse1
technical_knockout wrote:

chuck can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

he likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.

his tears cure cancer:  too bad he's never cried.

Okay.

I never heard those before.

WarmWarthog
I bet you’ve never heard this one before either: who is chuck norris?
varelse1
WarmWarthog wrote:
I bet you’ve never heard this one before either: who is chuck norris?

The man who can beat a brick wall in tennis!

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Chessflyfisher

OK. That`s enough. Let`s move on.

DreamscapeHorizons

Some were gettin kind of corny.

Arisktotle

Bloody game, Chuck versus Chucky

varelse1

When Borislav Ivanov cheats, he asks Houdini.

When Houdini cheats, it asks Chuck Norris.

DreamscapeHorizons

varelse1

I once played chess against Chuck Norris.

But all my pawns refused to cross the fourth rank.

Out of sheer respect.

ISeekTheQueensToez

hello friends it is me Chuck Norris. The king of monsters is Chuck Norris not Godzilla.

Don
technical_knockout wrote:

chuck can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

he likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.

his tears cure cancer:  too bad he's never cried.

ultra chad

technical_knockout

chuck norris has never lost a single game of rock, paper, scissors, roundhouse kick.

xxKaiju08xx
Chuck can kill 100000000 brick walls with 1000 water bottles
mpaetz

He's an actor.

Saintbernard88

Ciao

ChessMightyRay98

Wow that is hilarious 😆😂

varelse1
mpaetz wrote:

He's an actor.

An amazing actor. If you didn't know better, you would almost swear he was Human.

varelse1
Wongkaiju wrote:
Chuck can kill 100000000 brick walls with 1000 water bottles

Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.