1. e4 g5 Reversed GROB - It sound gross and looks gross
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Jan 18, 2012
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#23
nathandewinter wrote:
i dont use ''openings'' i play from the gut
Welcome to the wonderful world of mediocrity, which you're going to have a hard time escaping from as long as you don't at least try to use a few "openings" - or maybe you've actually discovered something that every NM, FM, IM, and GM has overlooked - yeah, right...
The Frankenstein-Dracula Variation of the Vienna Game or the Bishop's Opening, or the English Double-Whammy (1.c4 e5 2.f4)
The Monkeys Bum is clearly the winner.
MyCowsCanFly wrote:
The one that never fails to bring me a smile is the "Paleface Attack" as a respone to the King's "Indian" Defense. The implied misuse of the word "Indian" is fun.
Another response to the King's Indian Defense is the "Tarzan."
I would like to see a 'hairmouth' variation of the Paleface Attack
King's Indian - Soaring Cloud Variation
Halloween Gambit is a cool one to consider. Here is how it goes.
wtfbbq!?
medusa gambit
wow good chess board!
I like the opening where you go to KFC and buy a burger
Halloween Gambit in the Four Knights game. Apocalypse Gambit would have been great (as in four horsemen of). Someone missed a trick there. Please let the four knights game have an Apocalypse Gambit.
What about this
or this
You obviously haven’t heard of the Sicilian defense: Hyperaccelerated Dragon Fianchetto Pterodactyl Defense
Dec 8, 2020
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#39
It was a sunny day in New York (1924) when some of the greatest players (Capablanca, Tartakower, Alekhine, Reti, Maroczy, Marshall ect.) visited the Bronx Zoo. Upon encountering an orangutan, Tartakower summed up the courage to ask the beast what to play in his next match. The intellectual thing replied with 1. b4. The orangutan opening is also known as the polish opening because of Savielly Tartakower's homeland and the Sokolsky Opening because Alexey Sokolsky wrote a book on b4 and contributed a lot. Monke StronK
"Queen's Gambit"
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