Help me to make a chess story!

Pls help me :)

Just,please -_-

People said to him that he is one of the least usefull pawns because he is in the corner. He is so sad because of that. One day there is a game on. Black is playing an Italian game. Suddenly the player move the pawn in a2 one square ahead. The pawn is so confused, why do the player move him. Then one day he see the same position whitout he being played, he realized that the player before is trying to make the other player can't play the fried liver attack. Then he thinks, maybe he is usefull all this time but he just don't realize it. Then he start to thinks all the things he can done. Now he is proud about being himself and his position.

HOWEVER...

One day, the rook behind him is out on the battlefield and the bishop protecting him has been traded. Both knights valiantly sacrificed themselves to take the enemy queen. It's the endgame now, and the a2 pawn is on his own.

A3

The pawn bravely marches forward to kick an enemy bishop.

A4

The pawn progresses one step forward. Maybe one day he'll promote.

Every pawn dreamed of promotion. Even a2 (though he dreamed of the fried liver more) It was unknown what happened when he got there but he was willing to try.

A5

He was being gassed at by his fellow rook.

What are you doing?

A6

The black rook was getting worried. He made sure he was one step ahead of him so he couldn't progress.

But the pawn didn't notice that

A7

He had hung himself.

The black rook didn't hesitate to take him. He was so close to promotion. It couldn't end like this.

Must have been Martin playing with him.