Make A Wish

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said,"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would require! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.

To justify your desire for worldly things, take a little more time and try to think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy" ..
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

lol

cool. I'll try that one !