Movie quotes

Naked Gun 33 1/3

Tanya Peters: "What are you doing?"

Frank Drebbin (standing at a chess board): "Uhh, just contemplating my next move".

Tanya Peters: (sultry voice) "Your bishop's exposed..."

Frank Drebbin: "It's these pants, they're a little tight around the crotch"

 Austin Powers, The Spy Who...

Ivana Humpalott: "D'yu kno how vwe keep vwarm in lrussia?"

Austin Powers: "Hmm mm mmm, I can guess, baby"

Ivana Humpalott: "Vwe play chess"

Austin Powers: "I guessed wrong"

Ivana Humpalott: "It takes a keen intellect to play chess mister powas" (sits at a board, flirtively) "I assume yu kno how to... Play"

Ivana plays pawn to e4...

Austin Powers: "Of course, baby"

Austin plays knight to... wait for it... right - takes e4?!

X-Men III

Magneto: "In the game of chess, the pawns go first"

(Unless you play Nc3, or Nf3... etc - me)

Please feel free to correct the exact wording.

Magneto: "In the game of chess, the pawns go first" This is the best one.