Picture Caption Contest #2
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Kamsky: "Where's the restroom, again?"
Svidler (to Kamsky): You know, ignoring me is kind of childish. You're probably just going to try for Scholar's Mate too
Kamsky: "Arbiter! Peter says that if I cheat, he's going to gouge my eyes out with his thumb!"
May 9, 2008
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#5
Svidler: Look behind you, it's Bobby's ghost!
Kamsky: What? Where?
Svider: Now to "adjust" his pieces while he's distracted.
Kamsky: Do I look like I ordered pizzas?
Kamsky (to self): "Honestly! I just wish Svidler would ignore that hangnail on his thumb and concentrate on the game!"
Svidler: yep, over here mate.
Kamsky: "who said it's against the rules to wear a halo?"
May 9, 2008
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#10
Svidler: Seriously. It smells like mustard, but I haven't eaten anything with mustard in like a week. And I can't even taste mustard on it when I lick it, but it smells like mustard. Seriously, smell my thumb.
Kamsky (thinking): This guy is the definition of "savant". Last time we played it was itchy scalp. Why the %&*^&$# did I return to competitive chess?
May 9, 2008
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#11
USA : Do you know what time it is ?
RUS : Can't you understand me that's where the clock is.
USA : Oh I see it's................ ? oh I've forgotten
RUS : Well I hope you don't cheat
USA : Honestly I never cheat
RUS : Your move then
I hope you like it
May 9, 2008
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#12
Svidler - "Gata, I think I see your father, Rustam, over there. By the way, what's your father doing after the game?"
Kamsky - "Beat's me."
May 9, 2008
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#13
Svidler : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wake me up when it's my turn
Kamsky : Orders for a KFC please
Kamsky: "Hello all. Not sure how I'll be treated here, but just thought I needed to spill my guts after over a decade of pulling the wool over many people's eyes, and why I did it. I'll detail my obsession with cheating at chess from its online infancy in the early to mid 90s, to cheating some real life GMs, to actually cheating at OTB tourneys and getting away with it. It all started in 1995................"
p.s. are there rules of plagiarism for this? I kinda stole this caption from a really cool member's first forum post.
Svidler : "Hey Kamsky, did you see someone wrote "GULLIBLE" above the door ?"
Kamsky : "Where, where ?"
Svidler - I'm going to use my lucky hand this time Kamsky! Ur dead!
Kamsky - Just dont flip the board over after resigning this time Svidler.
Svidler: "And this little piggy went to market!"
May 9, 2008
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#18
Kamsky to audience : Shall I count up those KFC orders then and send the bill to Svindler ?
Svidler: "Hush now Thumbellina! I'll ask for your help, when I need it!"
or
Svidler: "Thumbellina! we've had this conversation before.... you stick to singing and dancing, and leave the chess to me!"
Ok. Here is the next Picture Caption Contest.
Rules: Create a caption for the picture below. You should specify who is making the statement.
Prize: 1 month of free Chess Mentor
Judgement Criteria: How hard it makes me laugh. :)
Final Submission Date: I will declare a winner on May 16th.
Have fun!