Kamsky: "Pick a card, any card"
Picture Caption Contest #2
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Kamsky: "What's he thinking about? I haven't made a move yet!"
Svidler: "Damn! rumbled again... Beam me up Scotty!"
May 11, 2008
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#64
Svidler: *to his thumb* "Tell me go damn you! where you're hiding my water!
Kamsky:*soap opera voice* Peter...Peter it wasn't him *looks ashamed and cannot make eye contact* It it was me...... (awkward silence you can see the rage building up in svidler)
Svidler: HOW COULD YOU! I HAD BLAMED THUMBIE ALL THIS TIME AND IT WAS YOU!
Svidler: "You may begin".
Kamsky: 1.e4... Turns back to watch Fox news!
May 11, 2008
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#66
Svidler (thinking): Ugh, I can't concentrate. My wife has been coming home really late often-is she cheating on me? The days pass and with each night she comes home later, but whenever I ask, its always "I was out with friends." Wait, aren't we away from home? How does she know people!? Wait, no, no-calm down Peter...Ah! Why is it bad to suck your thumb in public!? Its so tempting now! Mommy!
Kamsky (thinking): Damn, Svidler's wife is hot. Last night with her was great!
Kamsky "Oh No!, he's not going to eat that ... is he? Thats sick, I can't watch"
Kamsky: "I need to change my diapers"
Kamsky "Don`t think so loudly, Dynasty`s on !"
Svidler - "Can I take that back!"
Kamsky - "Oh go on then.. quickly, while I look away"
I hope there are no rules against multiple entries, I'm throwing everything and the kitchen sink into this.
Caption: Unbeknownst to Svidler, Danailov would be attending this game...
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Kamsky: Daddy! Svilder won't lose, come threaten him! Please!
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Sports Commentator: Not only are these two men incredible chess players, but they're also supermodels.
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Kamsky: If he picks his nose one more time I am not shaking his hand.
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Kamsky: I have this strange feeling. Like somewhere, a small group of patzers are making fun of us.
This is American foreign policy: look away and ignore what's really happening.
Kamsky: I'd like to make an appeal on that ruling. Everyone else uses toilet paper, and my knight refuses to take the blame for what just fell on c3.
Kamsky: "How does the horsie move, again?"
Kamsky: 1.e4 1-0
Svidler: ...
PETER: "I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it. "
GATA:Yar, that be handsome pete, he dances on the pier for nickels!
Kamsky: Svidler and his stupid Fonzie impression... Oh my god he is like, soooo 70s!
Svidler: (with one eye closed) HA my thumb is as big as the whole board.
Gata: Sooo childish...
P.S. Funny thing bout this contest is it ends on the day i get my stimulus check =D.
If I ignore him, maybe he won't notice I've hid the queens !!
nas1130 wrote:
PETER: "I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it. "
GATA:Yar, that be handsome pete, he dances on the pier for nickels!
This is almost exact quotes from The Simpsons.
D'oh
FYI, Principal Skinner and the Sea Captain if anyone is interested.
The United States
Because paying attention is unamerican!