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Picture Caption Contest #3

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PawnInTheGame

blue tie: gosh, Kasparov's coming!..

red tie: easy, easy. I'll put this pawn here so you'll be one move ahead, maybe he won't notice.


oginschile

Kramnik: I'd say it's about 22 paces to the bathroom.

Red Tie: It's easily more than 25 paces. I'll bet ya 30,000 Rub... oh wait.. Kirsan's coming back.


Masterful_Forfeit

1) Man with red tie: The US government is prepared to give you two million dollars if you throw this match.

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2) Man with red tie: Tha's right, just keep lookin' over there. Act as if I'm not even here, a'right? Now, here's what ya gotta do.

Kramnik: I'm listening.

Man with red tie: And don' try anything funny, mind. Last guy did that still hasn't found his walking legs. And I don't mean he suffers from vertigo. You catch my drift?

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 3) Man with red tie: If you lose this match, Wang here will kill you. Good luck!


Ranigad

Man with red tie: LOOK A DISTRACTION TO DISTRACT YOU WHILE I TAKE YOUR PIECE!

Kramnik: Hmm?

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Man with red tie: (whispers) Hey look, erik's giving a free month of chess mentor in a picture caption contest!

Kramnik: (whispers) Hmm. I think i'll try to win, I could use one of those.

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Man with red tie: Kramnik, It is my highly professional opinion that you quit this staring contest, you're going to lose.

Kramnik: That cat's about to blink, I know it!

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Kramnik: (thinks) If I act like I know what I'm doing, I can scare my opponent away.
Aristokatt

Guy in the background :

Gee, that lobotomy scar is healing up just fine. 


EnoneBlue

guy in red tie: "alright Kramnik u got this game!"

opponent(not in pic): "uh um wait! dont look! uh my queen is naked!"

kramnik: oh God *looks away* forgive me..i..i didnt realize

guy in red tie: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING KRAMNIK!?"

asian in the back thinking: *Ooh ho ho naked queen??*

kramnik:"uh.. well.. you know, it would be rude to stare"

guy in red tie:"DAMN IT KRAMNIK! all that mating you've done over the chessboard and your worried about this??"

                                 Kramnik vs opponent (0-1)

 guy in red tie:*^%$%....


RajivSamaroo

1)  red tie "what the *&**! are you ignoring me?"

     blue tie "did ummm one of you-a people said someting?"

 

2) red tie "dammit kramnik u shudve taken the pawn on e4!!"

    blue tie "ahh... sighh... i hate blind chess" 

 

3) blue tie thinking "hmmm why is this guy touching my board? ....i wonder what fisher wudve done?" 


RooksBailey
Is that my car being towed away?
PrettyGoPale
Aristokatt wrote:

Guy in the background :

Gee, that lobotomy scar is healing up just fine. 


 Hahaha.


PrettyGoPale

Guy in background:  "Mmm, nice azz!"

 

Red Tie: "The bird crapped right here."

 

Blue Tie: "Wonder if anyone will notice that my coat sleeve has 4,000 buttons." 


killGoose

"I shall eat his soul....."

 

I think anyone saying it is appropriate.  


paulnlsn

#1
Kramnik: PC load letter?
Red tie: What the???

#2
Red tie: Here you go, how’s that? That better? How about now?
Kramnik: A little to the left… down a bit… yes right there. Harder… put your arm into it. Ah much better.
Man in back (contemplating): Why does everyone think I am Chinese?

#3
Kramnik and red tie: Hey Kamsky, you punk! What are you looking at!? You got a problem? You want some? Why don’t you and Thumbelina over there meet us outside.


Zhane

Red Tie : Kramnik your car was just clamped

Kramnik : wot how much is it

Black Tie : $6,000.

Red Tie : So you must win this tounament 


7_Seeker_7

"D4?  Didn't we agree that you would play the Bongcloud?  Kramnik, are you ignoring me?"


mytself
Mr. Kramnik, I have the deepest respect for your mother, but the sign "My son loves Campbell's chunky soup" will have to go.
lefty57

Red tie..."Pay attention! d4 is much better!"

Kramnik..." God! If I could just lose this tool I'd get some real action."

Black tie in background..."Nice tail!"


lefty57

Red tie..."Pay attention! d4 is much better!"

Kramnik..." God! If I could just lose this tool I'd get some real action."

Black tie in background..."Nice tail!"


Masterful_Forfeit
Posting it twice will get you better chances?
redhotman

Blue Tie: Dang,

how would that fan look naked... 

Red Tie: (confused) Since when are there Hot Chess fans? 

Guy in Background: How would that bald hunk look naked?!?! 


J_Ludwig

 

 "Are you listening Mr.Kramnik? 1:d5 it's illegal for you too!"