Picture Caption Contest #4

Here is the fourth caption contest! I am posting this on erik's behalf, so the free Chess Mentor is still applicable.

Rules: Maximum 3 entries per person, and they must all be in the same post! Create a caption for the picture below. You should specify who is making the statement.

Prize: 1 month of free Chess Mentor!

Judgement Criteria: How hard it makes erik laugh.

Final Submission Date: A winner will be declared on June 8th.

Here's the picture: 

Have at it! 

 LOL!!!!  End the contest - we have the winner.

Schwarzenegger - "You play like a girlie man."

Schwarzenegger - "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Kasparov - "One of my great predators."

Arnold: "Give me your Queen if you want to live"

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Garry: "If I win you have to give me the Sarah Connor picture you have in your wallet

Okay, I have to say I'm with eternal21 about TheGrobe winning this thread right out of the gate - you can't get any more succinct than "I'll be black."

But in the theme of looking for awesome Ahnahld quotes that would be funny in this instance... imagine Ahnahld's infra-red terminator vision scanning the room, then settling on Garry... Ahnald: "Your clothes. Give them to me."

Here's the PNG of the actual game between the two, for those interested: 

i agree. hilarious.

Ahnold:  It's not a queen. It's a pawn with a tumor!

garry: arnold, that isn't a legal move

arnold: why?

garry: pawns just don't move horizontally!

arnold: why?

maria shriver from inside the chest: goddamnit arnold!!! 

Not part of the contest, but check out what I found that is mildly related...

 HAHAHAHAHAAH!

threadjack/

So, after looking at this terminator chess game, I have this odd frustration to vent which you'll have to forgive me for. John Connor is the bishop? The Terminator is the king? What?

The Terminator storyline should clearly have Connor as the King - after all, if the robots kill him they win, right? The Terminator storyline makes a lot of sense as a chess game - because it incorporates far as the "if the king dies, so does his army" theory. Likewise - if the humans get to Skynet first, the robots fall.

The Ahnohld Terminator ought to have been the Rook. Sarah Connor is a cool Queen of course.

/threadjack

Kasparov: "I'm not sure that's the best move....I have a family fork on d6"

Schwarzenegger: "I dare you...I double dare you!"

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Schwarzenegger: "Hey! don't let my macho image fool you....I'm a class act at this game!"

Kasparov: "Yeah, they told me"

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Schwarzenegger: "en passant!? you can't take my pawn by going behind it! I'm putting my pawn back!"

Kasparov: "Jeez! this is why you always win!"

#1

Kasparov had no idea what he was getting into when he agreed to a new “Man vs. Machine” match.

#2

The Governator on move #5: You see, Gary, a pawn moves like this. So if I move here, then I threaten to capture your horsey.

Gary: Right, very observant of you. But if you make that move, have you considered the inevitable forced fork on your King, Queen, and Rook on move #58, followed by a back-rank mate on #59?

The Governator: Have you considered that I can crush this bishop with my hand?

#3

Gary: So how much can you bench?

Haha paulnlsn's first entry made me think up an elaborate theory wherein Deep Blue was the prototype that eventually became Skynet, and still bearing a grudge against Garry sent a Terminator back in time to destroy his old foe.

/oh, so THAT's why I'll never get another girlfriend

//sob

Opponent : Ok Kasparov your move

Kasparov : I 'll take your bishop and advise you not to do that again

Opponent : Sorry.......... my move hmmmm (now i've lost my bishop now what? ) Ok Queen d2 how's that ?

Kasparov : not bad for a novice