Kasparov- Conan, what is good in life?
Conan- To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the patzers.
Picture Caption Contest #4
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Arnold: Let me switch sides if you win. Of course, if you want to live. I have a loaded diaper here.
Kasparov: As long as I take your king in the process.
Arnold: Only if you're a queen down.
Kasparov: OK
The game:
Arnold: Let's switch!
Kasparov(boy writing the same old names over and over again annoys me): Thanks for the king, and you didn't win, because where's your king?
Arnold: Since you beat me, you die.
Kasparov:Choke, Choke
Kasparov:Wait, why am I choking from a facial diaper rash?
Arnold(just had a severe stroke):Dunno. I can kill you, I just need more time.
As a result, Arnold died but Kasparov lived, but he had severe skin disorders that haunted him for the rest of his life.
Theres something wrong with my game in my caption. There is no queen on d1.
Arnold: "If I knew what I was doing I would not be the Governor!"
Gary: "If I knew what I was doing I would not be here watching you make such a dumb a** move as that.
Arnold: "I am the Terminator, the Terminator, the Terminator I have to win!"
TheGrobe wrote: I'll be black.
That's really funny, but imo it doesn't fit the pic since they are already playing the game... maybe..
-World class chessplayer Garry Kasparov realizing he's no match for the might of Mr. Universe.
- Arnold:"Did they take the picture yet? Because I don't know how to play this version of checkers."
- Gov. Schwarzenegger reminds his opponent he can have him put in jail again if Arnold loses.
Is it chocolate?
No, Arnold.
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Arnold:"Did they take the picture yet? Because I don't know how to play this version of checkers."
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Suddenly I find myself a little unsure that TheGrobe will win.
Entry #1-
Arnold:"How about placing a wager on the game, Garry?"
Kasparov:"No thanks."
Arnold:"Eh. Money doesn't make someone happy anyway."
Kasparov:"How do u figure, Arny?"
Arnold:"Well, now i have $55 million and i am no more happy than when i had $45 million."
Entry #2
Kasparov:"It looks like you are going to be loser again."
Arnold:"Well, at least I'm not a girlie man."
Entry #3
Kasparov:"I am victor!"
Arnold:"But i thought your name was Garry."
Kasparov: And that is how one takes advantage of a horrible blunder.
Schwarzenegger: A blunder... you mean like recalling Gray Davis?
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Kasparov: So, how can I make my political career as successful as you and Jesse Ventura have?
Schwarzenegger: Build a time machine and co-star in Predator.
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Kasparov: Why does this guy keep making political captions for our picture. Doesn't he know that most Chess.com members aren't from California?!
- Politics has made me soft, I can barely lift the pawn!
Kasparov: Girly man.
GK : "So Arnie have you ever been a pawn star ?"
SleepyWorker wrote: TheGrobe wrote: I'll be black.
That's really funny, but imo it doesn't fit the pic since they are already playing the game...
It was relevant when he said "I'll be black" but they had a real slow photographer
Arnold: Wow, that was the hardest decision I've made since deciding whether or not to get a bikini wax.
Gary: Didn't you say the exact same thing when you decided to run for Governor.
Arnold: Yes, yes I did.
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Caption: Gary Kasparov has long thought that the best way to defeat an opponent is to maximize the long-term pluses in his position while utilizing dynaimc oppurtunities to creates targets he can concentrate his forces on. Arnold likes to hit people.
Hard.
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As the man in the radiation protection suit approached him with a bowl of glowing sushi, Gary no longer felt safe.
1. Arnie: "considah this a dee-4s"
2. Arnie: "Crom?" Gary: No Arnold, its just me... Gary.
3. Gary: Aronold, What is best in life? Arnie: Crush you enimeies, see them driven before you, and to be the first in on the DAILY PUZZLE! yonghaaaagh!!
silentfilmstar13 wrote:
Kasparov: And that is how one takes advantage of a horrible blunder.
Schwarzenegger: A blunder... you mean like recalling Gray Davis?
I'm not from California, but THAT'S funny.
arnold[tell me the moves one more time. how did we say that the race horse moves?]
gary[it's not a race horse it's a knight]
arnold[where is the knight then]
gary[i think he must have fallen off]
1.AS - "Does FIDE take random urine tests?... no, just curious that's all."
2. AS [thinking] - i move horse two up and one over.... or is it one over and two up.
GK [thinking] - what a blunder i've made! i don't see how this photo op is going to help with Putin at all.
3. The govenator feels Red Heat.
All thats left for us to do is to count up the member votes for TheGrobe until erik makes it official - here then is vote No-6 for "I'll be black"