Picture Caption Contest #6

1. On realising he was 2 pounds over his chess boxing fighting weight, ck516 resorted to drastic measures.

2. This was the last time a leper played chess in a wind tunnel.

1. Player: " I feel too exposed."
2. Player:  Bobby Fischer says "chess is life" and I say "chess is my WHOLE life"                                                                  
3. Player: Koblentz says "No price is too great for the scalp of the enemy King." I disagree!

Rael wins.  Period. Contest over :P.

1. Narrator: Frank went to great lengths to refute the opinion that chess is emblematic of our racist society.

2. Narrator: Chesstosterone boosting steroids have dangerous side effects.

3. Narrator: IBM's newest chess-playing computer has been dubbed "Deep Red."

White Knight on the table: ''HAHA, nope, wrong again, the Queens on the wrong square....another carpet burn for this one arbiter.''

Hollow Man 3

The Later Years

Guy: I should've switched to diet Coke.

Pieces: We've seen a fisher without a boat, a spazzie to kept his cool, I guy named Tall but was normal, and now: A skinny guy with no skin!

[(Note, not part of entry) Puns on Fischer, Spassky, and Tal]

Announcer off screen: He refused to leave the chessboard... for 200 years.

[(Note, not part of entry) I did not read through this thread before posting. If any ideas like mine have already been posted, I apologize as I am too lazy to read through the thread]

1. Skeletal guy to other player : " Er....are you a PREDATOR ? I thought you guys hunt humans, not chess kings!"

2. Skeletal guy to other player : " Oh yeah...go ahead, take my Queen. As though I care...no skin off my nose "

3. Skeletal guy to other player : " When you said that you'll skin me alive, I thought it was a figure of speech"

AWARDCHESS CHESS INVITATION!

COME ON, ERIC&COMPANY!

WANNA PLAY AN IMMORTAL CHESS GAME?!

AND LEARN FROM RELIABLE EX-RUSSIAN CHESS COACH!?

roflmao CHESSTOSTERONE!?!?!? that's freakin' hilarious!!! i think Eli will be the winner cuz that's just some funny junk!!!

"Hurry and close that window, before you let that gas in.The one that turns your skin inside out."

Hahaha that's great, Nas..."Hey, uhhh, do you mind closing that window? Don't tell me you forget about the gas? It turns your skin inside out, man! Why're you looking at me like that?"

 1. I understand when you taught me about  a chess sacrifice, but c'mon.

 2. Ok, so 3 points for my skin, please dont take my queen.

 3. Can i just say, i think youre being a little bit hard with me for losing a piece.

"What dress code?"

mytself wrote:

3. Mom, I said I would eat AFTER I figure out Webgog's post in Vote chess.

Nice...

1. who taught me to play chess ? > it was my dad
     what was his name ? > hanibal

2. when i woke up and saw what had happened, i had my name changed, you can call me rumpelstilt

3. of course i have a foreskin, do i look jewish to you ?

1.

Player: Hahaha...

Other Player: What's so Funny?

Player: Nothing... I just have some X-Ray Goggles.

Other Player: Crap.

ADK

1. Lesson 45 - The modern player seeks every advantage possible to gain a psychological edge over his opponent.

2. The 2352nd 'Night of the Living Dead' tournament took place this weekend with an outstanding victory by 437 time winner Zombie man. His opponent Vampire Hunter blundered on move 666 in an otherwise epic battle.

3. "Wow!, My opponents been in the toilet for an awefully long time, I hope everythings ok."

1. "I know, I know......I should have used SPF 50!"

2. "This bench is really hard on my ass..."

3. "I'm lodging a complaint....my contract says no cameras in the playing hall"

 (Note: #1 above edited today since upon reflection my first post seemed inappropriate.)