Picture Caption Contest #6

1. Chess is NOT a sport. So say I, the great cheater_1.

2.  "...Knew I shouldn't have told my wife "Chess is better than sex"....

3. Do you know how long I've been here studying the Sicilian Defense ??? ....

1. "OMG u s0 pr0 @ chess u FACEMELT!!! JK LOL!"        (gusy with the metled face)

2. (melt face guy) " ZOMG I WAS about to HAVE u in CHEKCMATE and U MELT FACE!!? HOW!!? "(oponent) " u forgot 1 important thing maet, im captain jack sparrow!"

1.Player-  "can I get a sweater? I think I feel a draft."

2.Player- "I'm turning this board around... If they think I'm gonna play black again, just because I am... Hell no."

3. Player- "Hey! Judge.."

    Judge- "Yes"

    Player- "someone spilled red koolaid on my side of the board..."

Monado wrote:

Bobby Fischer announces his return to chess.

(to early for Bobby Fischer jokes?)

Gold.

1. SKINLESS PLAYER - "What do you mean my moves are almost transparent?"

2. OPPONENT- "Mom...Grandpa won't play with his skin on!"

3. SKINLESS PLAYER - "Hey ! Can someone turn the heat up! I'm just a little cold here!!!! DUUUHHHHH!!!!!...dam people with skins think they are soooooo special."

Tired of shambling around the graveyard & calling for "b-b-braaaaaiins," Philip decides to bait the hook.

"Now you can get the finest in handcrafted marble chess sets without paying an arm and a leg..." I guess I should have read the fine print.

Dang! even though I look like the cover of Rybka I still can't play worth hell. What does a Fritz look like?

Nobody told me I would be playing for skins in this match

a hungry wolf  to player : My my you looking delicious can't wait till for this to game finish !!

1. Joseph wanted to prove to his opponents that he had the guts.

2. "No Guts, No Glory!"

3.  Joseph didn't have a coat to offer the lady.  So he gave what he could.

Other than number 1 on my post I think these are my favourites:

"What dress code?"

"Nobody told me I would be playing for skins in this match"

"Well, I’m exposed here; but with enough nerve I might just muscle my way through this position."

"After losing the shirt off his back, Jim declared 'double or nothing'!"

"Bobby Fischer announces his return to chess."

The Bobby Fischer one especially

If I am white why am I playing black.

Maybe if I act invisible black will not see me taking this!!

Those airport screening are really getting to me.

Last time I play postal chess!

The first time we tried the vacation rule applied on the board...

Why cheater_1 never wanted to reveal his true identity

1. No skin guy:  " Indy told me not to look inside when they opened the Ark, but I just had to peek".

2. Narrator: Phillip always thought his openings were transparent. 

3. No skin guy back in the 80's:  "I'll have to concede now because I am really late for my video shoot for THRILLER."

i lost the first game so i gave that man my clothes..i lost the second game so i gave him my skin!!!WHat's next?!?!?!?

strip chess goes too far

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likes: Sicilian, Ruy Lopez, and QGD

dislikes: lemon juice, dogs, and white upholstered furniture

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reclusive sunlight-adverse internet chessie develops translucent skin.

i asked erik and he said to remind him on wednesday

First, let me say, there were a BUNCH of very good entries for this contest. Of course, there can only be one winner so, after much discussion between Erik and I......... the winner is..........

"Nobody told me I would be playing for skins in this match"

Contratulations to Zhane!