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Ian_Rastall
carnageisreal wrote:

is anyone here bad at chess

No. I'd highly doubt it.

blueberryoatmeal2

When you set up the board, you hear your pieces groaning to each other "oh no, not this guy again".

felipeferrao
BXR_Bailey_Blade_GT1 escreveu:

You protect your pieces with your opponent's pawns.

Not everyone do this?

ChessEvan4

It's bad if you actually play your pieces off the board!

MiyaTheBird

 when you have only won in daily chess in non vacation tournaments

tchikette

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Nithumperera

You are a bad chess player when you find that your queen isn’t a queen it is a shoe

Chemwong

Treating Queen's Indian Defense as Hippopotamus Defense.

renesby
They play 1.f3… and laugh
renesby
Your elo rating is in the negatives
ThyDefeatedBrand

4 move checkmate

TheSwissPhoenix

losing in 0 moves

ThyDefeatedBrand

You got me 

ThyDefeatedBrand

sike you logging before the other person moves

TheSwissPhoenix

quitting chess before you could play a game.

wally1746

Your King and Queen secede from the royal family tongue.png

wally1746

Your bishop turns athiest ... lol

ThyDefeatedBrand

Being anti chess without playing the game

Rory_Mcgillicudy_sucks
You end up with nothing on the board.
Rory_Mcgillicudy_sucks
Your coach told you to develop pieces and you develop them one-by-one.