Tell me a chess joke, The person that made the best one will be the winner.

The best one is:

joshforthewin

Why did the pawn cross the road

(I made this up myself)

To get promoted!

Sightigh wins if nobody tells me a better joke before the end of the month

What is the difference between black and white? They are both different!

Hahahah

Made that up myself

Vossie are you on ut

Yt

How was the person cheating at chess?

He was using marked pieces.

In 1943 or 1941, I can't remember well, Alekhine was in a chess club in Lisbon and stopped looking into a position being played by two amateurs in a club's tournament. One player had the bishop pair advantage but he was not playing correctly enough to impose his advantage and he was getting a losing position. At that time Alekhine had french nationality and he used to speak French in Lisbon. In French the Bishop is called "Fou" (joker) and it also means "foul" in French. One of the players who was accompanying Alekhine did ask to him: - Master, in such kind of positions the two "Fous" can win the game, right? Alekhine answered: Yes, two Fous (fouls) can win the game, but not three Fous (fouls)! This way he told that the player was moving his pieces like a foul and he was the third foul.

I love playing chess with old men in the park - the hard part is finding 32 of them!

(lol I love this joke)

this is a christmas themed one but oh well: Q-what do you call chess players boasting about their games in a hotel lobby A- chessnuts boasting in an open foyer.

i got that joke from a cracker which is lucky since im the only one in my family who plays chess

that is pretty funny

What is every college student's weakness in Chess?
The Scholar's Mate
(This sucks lol)

why cant europe and America play chess together
because europe is missing a queen and America doesnt have two towers

This is a dialogue between a random chess player and a coach

Player 1: I am afraid of taking pawns with the queen in the opening. I always lose when I do.

Coach: Yes, often when you go pawn-grabbing with your queen early, you can get behind in development and your opponent can get a strong initiative. What do you usually do instead?

Player 1: I take them with my king!

Coach: ...?

JOSHFORTHEWINWON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the king say to the rook

never gonna give you up

He hung backrank mate 💀