The Unofficial Caption Competition #1
"I wish you'd stop calling it that -- it's a knight."
"Not as I see it -- a horse is a horse."
"Of course. Of course."
of course, of course,
and no one can play a horse of course,
That is, of course,
unless the horse
is the famous Master Ed.
Go right to the source
and ask the horse,
he'll show you a mate by force.
He's always teaching a chess course.
Play with Master Ed.
People yakkity yak about their chess is so great
and waste your time o' day,
But Master Ed will not give checkmate
unless he's sure the king can't escape away.
A chessplayer can't play a horse
of course, of course,
but this one will beat you with no remorse.
You've never played a master horse?
Well play a game with this,
He is Master Ed.
Caption for the talking horse:
No, that's not the best move.
That's not it either.
No, that's not it either.
Haven't I taught you anything?