Vladimir Putin - The Chess Player

Vladimir Putin stares at the board intently.  Sacrifices a pawn & smiles.  

"Where's your compensation?"  The opponent wonders

Putin smiles, and sacrifices a rook, a bishop, and a knight

"I am the great Chess player", Putin smiles in his thoughts

Putin stares at the Chess board, with his hand on his chin, in deep thought.

Putin sacrifices the other knight, the other rook, and the bishop.

"What is he... An idiot?"  His opponent wonders - being only down a few pawns himself.

Putin smiles knowingly.

Putin sacrifices the rest of his pawns, and takes the opponents bishop with his queen.

Putin and his opponent stare at the Chess board.  Putin's king is the only piece left.

He quickly gets checkmated.

And calls for the immediate launch of nuclear warfare on the world

You forgot the best bit..............

Because of his soviet era policies, none of his missiles actually work