Back, when chess was invented there was a certain respect for the kings and that's why the King is never captured or "killed", to indicate respect.
What Happens To The King After He Is Checkmated?
Both Kings are actually in love. During a game they love to see pieces flying off the board cause in the end they can get closer to each other and make babies which fill the board once again. Because secretly one of them is a woman.
Actually, chess is a concept. It doesn't matter who wins and who loses. Ultimately, all pieces go back into the same box. This has several connotations. Existential, meaning, win or lose in life, it doesn't matter, religious, win or lose, it doesn't mater; philosophical, Win or lose, it doesn't matter and finally from a pacifistic perspective: war does not decide who's right, only who's left: again, it does n't matter since after the king is checkmated, there is no one left and they are all in the same box eventually; similarly, humanistic: it doesn't matter who wins or loses, we are in the same boat (box) and thus it is now proven that a box is the same as a boat metaphorically.
Actually, chess is a concept. It doesn't matter who wins and who loses. Ultimately, all pieces go back into the same box. This has several connotations. Existential, meaning, win or lose in life, it doesn't matter, religious, win or lose, it doesn't mater; philosophical, Win or lose, it doesn't matter and finally from a pacifistic perspective: war does not decide who's right, only who's left: again, it does n't matter since after the king is checkmated, there is no one left and they are all in the same box eventually; similarly, humanistic: it doesn't matter who wins or loses, we are in the same boat (box) and thus it is now proven that a box is the same as a boat metaphorically.
Okay, I think I understand. Your chessmen storage box is made of same wood as your boat,
Yes?
And after you play, you sleep in the same boat with them,
Right?
He is immediately whisked off to Thailand by magical elves who replace him with an exact replica of himself, this way you notice nothing while they are doing their whisking.
Once in Thailand the loser King is taken to a damp dungeon that reeks worse than a Gm's sock drawer where he is locked up and shown pictures of Bobby Fischer doing unspeakable things to chess pieces.
The elves record everything. The entire process of breaking the humiliated king down is a big game for them. Finally when the poor king has nothing left in terms of emotion, inner strength or resolve he gets repackaged with a new set of pieces and sent off to toy shops in France.
This explains of course why the French is so bad at chess.
A great question OP! So many people all over the world play chess, yet there are still aspects of the game that no one thinks about. The topic that you have raised has certainly belonged in that category... until now.
Your thread reminds me of one of my own:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/castling-and-the-4th-dimension
they take off his socks, tie him to the gallows and the kids wiggle feathers on his tootsies.
No, a baby dolphin dies.
why do you feel the need to create a fanatasy answer after the correct one has been supplied?
My idea is that since chess is the metaphorical display of a functioning kingdom, the loser king must forfeit the remainder of his kingdom to compensate for the losses that the winner had to go through to achieve the position. It explains why the game automatically draws upon two kings being left alone on the board; they have nothing left to give each other. But the game also draws when it's just a king vs. a king and a knight. Well, why would the winner want an incompetent knight whose sole purpose, in the historical sense, is defending the king and his kingdom, anyway?
Post your theories here.