Don't Mess With The General
Here's a tip: Never bootleg a bootleg. And General, you need to go back to Sandhurst and shore up on some strategies. After all, this isn't Yorktown. And take that oddly named creature with you.
Some examples -
3. ...Qe6+ is much better than the extremely passive move he played.
4. ...Nc6???? is an utterly horrible move. Nf6 is infinitely better, as it halts the pawn's progress.
5. ...Ne5 is better than Nb4.
6. Bb5+ gives up most of the advantage he gave you. You should have played a3.
6. ...c6 was much better.
7. Bg5?? gives him the advantage. He should respond with 7. ...h6. But luckily for you, he commits hara-kiri by playing 7. ...Nxc2+??????? My dog could have won from there.
8. ...Qxd5????????? is, if it were possible, even worse. It's like shooting yourself while you're hanging yourself in front of a train.
Games like these make me wonder how you ruled us for so long.
Don't feel bad, it's just a reaction from the colonies.
Be sure to study this one well. In this game I concocted an unstoppable tactical combo which led to a knight fork on my enemy's king, queen, and rook all in one. Afterwards I plugged the moves into my version of Uber Fritzkya Master 4.0 (I'm so savvy I have the bootleg of the bootleg) and it seems there was just nothing my opponent could have done to avoid complete slaughter. Oh, poor soul!