9. you use you supreme intellect to do a 100-step process to make them get a heart attack in IRL
10. Your king is in a pit of pawns and you only win because your rook gets sacrificed in a blunder to losing your knight, opening the space, and then doing queens mate.
You do queens mate
Your opponent has a dog who bites him
2. Resignation
3. Time
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