Looks like caffeine gambit works :-) will try that in my next game!!
Chess.com's Anti-Doping Policy
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Jun 15, 2019
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#64
Probably with Coffee... is a case of either win early or lose. And if somebody is taking pots of the stuff... they might Die before getting the W. Which sort of defeats the point?
Jun 15, 2019
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#65
Ziryab wrote:
sarcasma miasma!
bullet tacks!!
ROFLMAO
Floor rolling is especially harmful to your arse
fairytaleLion wrote:
Probably with Coffee... is a case of either win early or lose. And if somebody is taking pots of the stuff... they might Die before getting the W. Which sort of defeats the point?
As long as I do not time out while on my deathbed.
Jun 15, 2019
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#67
MrsYukaDawson wrote:
fairytaleLion wrote:
Morphy Revenge?!
Do you mean Morphy like the matrix?
I mean Paul Morphy.
ZaeemA wrote:
Wow and ROL! Said like a true RARer.
ROL!, indeed!
Jun 15, 2019
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#70
ThrillerFan wrote:
TheAdultProdigy wrote:
It has come to my attention that chess.com does not have an anti-doping policy. With all the talk about "fair play," I find it a sick joke that I might be playing across the interwebs from someone who has way more than 12 micrograms of caffeine (or even ephedrine!) per liter in their urine! (See FIDE regulations on caffeine restriction here https://www.fide.com/FIDE/handbook/WADA%20Anti%20Doping.pdf and here https://www.fide.com/fide/fide-anti-doping-regulations.html ). If we can't control caffeine abuse, what chance do we have of playing someone who isn't jacked on piracetam!? Aniracetam!? Blood infused with all the tams, simultaneously?!
I want convictions, I want urine testing, and I want fair play!
Who the hell cares? These rules apply to players in select International tournaments, and then men with a FIDE rating over 2700 and women with a FIDE rating over 2500.
99.9% of chess.com players will never reach that! Therefore, if you are an IM like pfren or an expert like myself or a Class C player like a large chunk of chess.com players, nobody bleeping cares. Go take your codeine or adderall and drink 50 liters of a highly caffinated drink like coffee or Mountain Dew!
Jun 15, 2019
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#72
Squidward18Q wrote:
r/woosh
haha I said WOOSH and REDDIT hahaha it’s realy funny because XD the woosh means that the joke went WOOSHH over your head XD XD lololol ahahaha and reddit is this really cool website LOL where i like to talk with fellow EPIC LE REDDITORS and we aAre all SUPER COOL LOL! XD and this is funny because XD on THIS REALLY EPIC WEBSSDITE LMAOO ROFLMAO XD there is this subREDDIT(a part of reddit in case u need explain because ur dumb haha XDDD) and on this subredddtt LOLMAOROFLXDDD LOLOLOLLLLLL XD we make fun of silly billys (XD) who dont understand a joke (HAHAAXDXCCC) they are SOOOOO SILLY AHAHAHA XDDDD andso now im(me)]myself] am going to post your SILLY COMMENT there AHAHAHA and me and the fellow BOYZZZZ(we hang out sometimes and even erp in pms sometimes everyone is so nice and cool on redddit!!) we are WAYYY DMARTER THAN U LMAOOOHAHAHA so Now XD we will make fun of you on XCXCXC This really epic website!!! get OWNEDD DUMMY i bet you are so ANGRY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that you are going to get BERATED AHAHAHA ONLINE ON THIS EPIIIC EEBSITE AHAHAH LOSER!! see you around, you big JIMBO!! (Inside joke XD won’t understand cuz ur dumB U probably don’t even drink soylent SUCKER AHAHA) XDDDDDD LMAO HAHA XDXDXCCXCCDDDD JUDT REMEMBER - U R SOOOO CRINGE XD LMAO XDDFDD BAI!!! XD
Jun 15, 2019
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#73
NTWH wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:
r/woosh
haha I said WOOSH and REDDIT hahaha it’s realy funny because XD the woosh means that the joke went WOOSHH over your head XD XD lololol ahahaha and reddit is this really cool website LOL where i like to talk with fellow EPIC LE REDDITORS and we aAre all SUPER COOL LOL! XD and this is funny because XD on THIS REALLY EPIC WEBSSDITE LMAOO ROFLMAO XD there is this subREDDIT(a part of reddit in case u need explain because ur dumb haha XDDD) and on this subredddtt LOLMAOROFLXDDD LOLOLOLLLLLL XD we make fun of silly billys (XD) who dont understand a joke (HAHAAXDXCCC) they are SOOOOO SILLY AHAHAHA XDDDD andso now im(me)]myself] am going to post your SILLY COMMENT there AHAHAHA and me and the fellow BOYZZZZ(we hang out sometimes and even erp in pms sometimes everyone is so nice and cool on redddit!!) we are WAYYY DMARTER THAN U LMAOOOHAHAHA so Now XD we will make fun of you on XCXCXC This really epic website!!! get OWNEDD DUMMY i bet you are so ANGRY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that you are going to get BERATED AHAHAHA ONLINE ON THIS EPIIIC EEBSITE AHAHAH LOSER!! see you around, you big JIMBO!! (Inside joke XD won’t understand cuz ur dumB U probably don’t even drink soylent SUCKER AHAHA) XDDDDDD LMAO HAHA XDXDXCCXCCDDDD JUDT REMEMBER - U R SOOOO CRINGE XD LMAO XDDFDD BAI!!! XD
Remember, cocaine kills....
NTWH wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:
r/woosh
haha I said WOOSH and REDDIT hahaha it’s realy funny because XD the woosh means that the joke went WOOSHH over your head XD XD lololol ahahaha and reddit is this really cool website LOL where i like to talk with fellow EPIC LE REDDITORS and we aAre all SUPER COOL LOL! XD and this is funny because XD on THIS REALLY EPIC WEBSSDITE LMAOO ROFLMAO XD there is this subREDDIT(a part of reddit in case u need explain because ur dumb haha XDDD) and on this subredddtt LOLMAOROFLXDDD LOLOLOLLLLLL XD we make fun of silly billys (XD) who dont understand a joke (HAHAAXDXCCC) they are SOOOOO SILLY AHAHAHA XDDDD andso now im(me)]myself] am going to post your SILLY COMMENT there AHAHAHA and me and the fellow BOYZZZZ(we hang out sometimes and even erp in pms sometimes everyone is so nice and cool on redddit!!) we are WAYYY DMARTER THAN U LMAOOOHAHAHA so Now XD we will make fun of you on XCXCXC This really epic website!!! get OWNEDD DUMMY i bet you are so ANGRY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that you are going to get BERATED AHAHAHA ONLINE ON THIS EPIIIC EEBSITE AHAHAH LOSER!! see you around, you big JIMBO!! (Inside joke XD won’t understand cuz ur dumB U probably don’t even drink soylent SUCKER AHAHA) XDDDDDD LMAO HAHA XDXDXCCXCCDDDD JUDT REMEMBER - U R SOOOO CRINGE XD LMAO XDDFDD BAI!!! XD
10/10
wtf, now im too old for the forums, can not read half that last post
Jun 15, 2019
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#76
coypus wrote:
wtf, now im too old for the forums, can not read half that last post
TRANSLATION: "You did not get the joke" Then he smokes crack....
cheers mate
Jun 15, 2019
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#78
MrsYukaDawson wrote:
I drink hard coffee every afternoon and or evening. I play chess. I don't think it hurts or helps me play
Ah. But it does, and the IOC is gonna be knocking down your door.
Jun 16, 2019
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#79
Ziryab wrote:
MrsYukaDawson wrote:
I drink hard coffee every afternoon and or evening. I play chess. I don't think it hurts or helps me play
Ah. But it does, and the IOC is gonna be knocking down your door.
FBI OPEN UP!!!
I drank 3 big cups of coffee and won 11 games in a row!
Be careful. I start the day with a pot of coffee (approximately 8 cups) and I find that I do make some interesting moves.