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Talonflame_Fan
chesssky2 wrote:

I am not stalking. I'm just asking. :)

you went on my wall and typed in like "whats your name" , "be my friend", "dude where do you live" "I know where you live"... stalker

IGotDrip

chesssky2, that is kind of over the top. I'm just asking do you go to MD tournaments. I don't think that's a little much. :)

Talonflame_Fan

you DON'T think that's a little much??

IGotDrip

No, I don't. I think it's friendly. But I'm just asking. I'm only 10. I'm no stalker. Plus, I live in VA.

Talonflame_Fan

liar, you live in Fiji

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puncoder

Signs you're a bad chess player

You play 1. e4 and your opponent says “Mate in 6.”

Members of your chess club start chuckling when you walk through the door.

You discover that a tournament is not a good place or time to learn the “en passant” rule.

Half your chess pieces desert the game.

Your idea for a king sacrifice doesn't go very well.

At your last tournament, you tied for last place with a monkey named “Bobo.”

You consult a chess engine for help with your game, and it tells you that you should have resigned 5 moves ago, and would probably be best if you forget chess and take up stamp collecting.

After your queen sacrifice, you tell yourself, “At least he won't be using that pawn any more.”

In the middle of your game, you ask your opponent, “Wait, was I playing white, or black?”

Your best victory was winning on time when your opponent had to go to the hospital.

SusannaMarks

:)

kleelof

Best thread I've ever seen here.

RocknRollWoman

Yay! Just made my first meme.  Laughing

Pulpofeira

Who's that? :-)

RocknRollWoman

Edward Snowden.

puncoder
chesssky2 wrote:

I do not think I siad 'whats your name'

u ok bro? cuz she was telling the name of that guy in meme..

Pulpofeira
RocknRollWoman escribió:

Edward Snowden.

XD Good one! (please forgive my ignorance).

RocknRollWoman
Pulpofeira wrote:
RocknRollWoman escribió:

Edward Snowden.

XD Good one! (please forgive my ignorance).

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